RT @GarethWild: As Charles will be Charles III, can we start a campaign for the Royal Mail to be renamed C3PO?
@theunderfall @BRSphotofest @Locallearning @WeirdBristol @MoodyColin @mshedbristol Tricky. Somewhere around the car park around the back of the old Robinsons building, maybe?
@AirPlantLove @masato_jones Same with my ironic umbrella order :D x
RT @antifajedward: When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees; sycamore
RT @tyronem: I did not come here to be attacked. https://t.co/xEGYSB7osh
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RT @quellist1: Narrator: Sadly, Piers Morgan did not actually explode. https://t.co/xA3s7DDUOY
@Cookwitch I’m guessing the junction came first.
RT @MakingBlakes7: The Liberator. #Blakes7 https://t.co/5GzeJq623t
@PaulAnnett Have you considered mixing it up by asking people how much the Buy-It-Now price is on eBay auction-only listings?
RT @Rory_Naismith: Major news from Como in Italy: an amphora containing hundreds of 5th-century gold coins has been found in excavations of…
RT @AbbieEvansXO: Satan: welcome to hell, I want all of us to be friends here Me: huh, this doesn’t seem so bad Satan: so everyone go aro…
RT @dangusset: UK’s worst-selling map: The empty landscape charted by OS440 https://t.co/26kTW2Q49f
RT @AshtonCourtRly: HUGE THANKS to the 8000+ people who have signed our petition, we're now on the agenda for the City Council meeting on S…
About half of the eBay parcels I’m sending following my first batch of decluttering. Sorry if you’re behind me at the Post Office tomorrow. https://t.co/q9lRkeb8hh
RT @Dru_Marland: I'll be at the Benjamin Perry Boathouse on Redcliffe Quay today with other Bristol book people and our books https://t.co…
Yesterday's cheeky G&T (sorbet. With apple crumble ice cream.) https://t.co/lhLVn7Qgog https://t.co/RI2DHsADmQ
For some reason, I don't feel too bright this morning. What? Oh. This afternoon, then. Shush.
@claireellent Oh yeah. The G&T is ace.
@chubbybannister Hurrah!
Fractal Procrastination - https://t.co/Ij7YzdIZCp https://t.co/cEDzqLFqAT
RT @TheNational: Fuck you, Karl https://t.co/3gXr8DYryw
RT @cstross: Men, reminder: if you base your courtship behaviour on a RomCom, you’ll end up with a restraining order, not a girl. https://t…
@Bristolvor Goodness, no. I have a hard enough time standing on the floor.
@bristol247 You’re missing a chunk of #16, I think.
@bristol247 See — some people *do* read all the way to the end of an article :D
The internet is fab. I found pictures of the exact wireless headphones I used in the 1980s. https://t.co/ILQwO8uoKG
I like the way they’ve got a reflector ready in case anything needs to be underlit. https://t.co/js2vHvHPBK
RT @RobDotHutton: In the room for Theresa May's grammar schools speech. There are seats, but not enough for everyone who wants one. It's li…
This morning’s earworm. https://t.co/o8F5uNuVaF
@patrickrhone As someone who’s gone 5->5S->SE, I’d really recommend it. Odd combination of “it’s just the same!”/“EVERYTHING is BETTER!”
📷 A Greek submission via my dad. “Taken in the Halepa district of Xania.” https://t.co/XHr0m7YnNa
Emergency tea. https://t.co/fMY85WBPMI
Choose your battles. You’re spending your time arguing with an egg with 29 followers and no original thoughts. #subtweet
RT @seb_ly: Nice mostly accurate write up on my laser gun from my friends at @hackaday https://t.co/3FN0byq942 https://t.co/sntMzpr4Gl
@oliverburkeman “Taxi TV”? Christ, yet another thing I didn’t know existed yet can urgently hate as soon as I’m aware of it.
And you thought *you* had problems parking in a multi-storey. https://t.co/Yoxj4N5skp
@EffBeeee You star. You just reminded me I’d stashed these two away earlier on this week… https://t.co/RfqfrvoQFM
@EffBeeee (I sometimes just buy a couple of little ones because I have no sense of moderation, and a full-size bottle is too much for me.)
@UnlikelyWorlds That would certainly explain the latest sightings… https://t.co/txXnjMY6O7
RT @JamesScott2: Busy aviation news night. @British_Airways 2276 caught fire @LASairport. All passengers reportedly off 777 safely. https:…
RT @mimcmullen: "Kim, no one cares." WHEN I ASKED FOR A BAGEL, THEY SAID THEY WERE OUT OF BAGELS! "Kim." WHO RUNS OUT OF BAGELS? http://t.c…
@benjohnbarnes If it plays that song on loop, go to the full-size “player” screen and tap the loopy button so it’s not on one-song loop.
@benjohnbarnes (Also, go back to page where album is single row in list. Tap artwork. Album starts playing.)
@benjohnbarnes And let me know if you find a way to simply “shuffle/play all tracks by this artist”.
@benjohnbarnes I believe so.
@benjohnbarnes I’d say that’s a fair summary.
@iamashley @danrubin Dangerous! A friend often has gear dangling from his neck worth many times my car. Easy to start getting tempted ;)
@davidcaolo They need the room. This year’s “one more thing…” is a synchronised 100-user display of the new Apple Jetpack.
@UrsulaWJ Learn the German for “So I can have more intelligent conversations” as quickly as possible.
@MResponsively Yup, it’s ugly. Sadly, what I want is something that works really well with my iPhone but looks more like the Gear S2…
@MResponsively …though probably smaller. I think it’ll be a while before I actually find a smart watch I really want.
@MResponsively I’d love it for the 8 seconds it took me to realise that even with the best tech in the world, I still can’t fucking draw.
@MResponsively It looked pretty amazing if you’re capable. Being more of a writer/programmer, think I’ll stick with the MacBook line.
I think I might get more value watching a re-run of House. Let me know if something amazing happens, like Apple TV gets iPlayer #appleevent
@mattgemmell God, d’you remember the episode where Bono Langford did the finger-touch with the Dalek?
@charlesarthur So, there’s a massive change.
@chrisphin When the 6es came out, I tried them, then upgraded my 5 to a 5S. So far still happy, but where do I go next?
@waiyeehong As an ignoramus, may I ask what nihao means?
@waiyeehong Ah! Well, at least you’re being harassed by people who are better-educated than me ;)
@waiyeehong I can well believe it :(
@adambanksdotcom Don’t suppose there’ll be an infra-red receiver on it, right? :(
@Kavey (b).
Hrm. I have 632 books. They take up a lot of space. I’m not reading very much these days, but I’m not sure I can let go of them.
@corylus I’ve got rid of a few hundred in the last few years. The ones left are ones that I think are good an would plausibly read again…
@corylus …which makes it a little harder to winnow!
@corylus Also, if I move to a house with more space, I wouldn’t feel the need. But disappearing them would probably help sell this flat.
@EffBeeee “Up the Old Kent Road” definitely feels like valid slang for that feeling.
@danbarker If you tip extra they might do it for guests who’ve overstayed their welcome.
@corylus I’ve just cleared out as much of my current storage unit as possible, which leaves… not enough space for the books. D’oh.
@corylus And definitely not for the books plus four Billy bookcases. I may see if my storage place has a bigger unit *close* to mine!
RT @theloop: The coolest bread you'll ever see - http://t.co/YAQ0TTv7JS
@tomasmcguinness I love mine. But bear in mind that this is likely to be a week for heavy downloads in the Appleverse :D Mind the bandwidth!
@shezza_t I already have the ingredients on my shopping list. My friends seem pretty quick to prescribe me alcohol :D
@tomasmcguinness Yup, but only for the dongle, so it's mostly just used in cafes. But I mostly get faster speeds on it than on my home ADSL!
@tomasmcguinness Cool. But, yeah, beware of background-download software updates draining your allowance while you're not looking.
@shezza_t Ah! Yes, tzatziki! Hadn't thought of that. And I've even got a cucumber in the fridge...
@ashfurrow Pretty sure that's *exactly* the constant I'm using.
@libbymiller You might be there a while.
RT @juliendehee: And you tell me french is complicated "@jaypelll: This keeps blowing my mind http://t.co/vf5lYD8X3y"
Ugh. Woke up with a headache. On my second coffee, taken with painkillers. It's days like this where working from home is hard.
Evolution. http://t.co/QGns05DCvD
@sanspoint U2's nursing team?
@rob1cox @martingoode On the other hand, when I bought my Nexus 7 it came with the Transformers movie and a Jeffrey Archer novel. #killmenow
@liveindetail Oh, poor old thing. Have seen both a pretty minty Scimitar and a Jensen Interceptor round here recently. #drool
@MarkSkinner_ I’d have said so. Found it very pleasant so far.
End of a long day. http://t.co/jfYK6KXaVX
@benjohnbarnes Such as a run clock while you're running? :D
@MarkSkinner_ Based on previous experience of that kind of thing, actually pretty good. Check with the local police. Also...
@MarkSkinner_ ...now is the time to stick labels with a phone number on all portable valuable stuff. Makes returning a lot easier.
@corylus But was it "silent but deadly"? Letter of the law...
@AlasdairStuart Oooh, I'm a big fan of jangly. But either I've had too many mojitos or I just can't drive iTunes. No idea how to get it.
Erm. Having just been told the free U2 album is jangly—I'm a big fan of jangly—I now can't work out how to get it. Sigh. Any iTunes clues?
(People complaining they don't want a U2 album silently added to their library: I hear you. The Nexus 7 came with a Jeffrey Archer novel(!))
@tomasmcguinness Well, me too. But if it's purchased, shouldn't it therefore be in my library somewhere?
@bananza Yes, it does. But doesn't that mean it should be in my library? #clueless #degreeincomputerscience #probablyoverthinkingit
@xabl I have a "purchased" button, not a free button. But it doesn't show up in my purchases.
@tomasmcguinness "All purchases have been downloaded"
@mikedunn A Jeffrey Archer novel *and* the transformers movie. And they show up on every new device I buy. #killmenow
@mikedunn It's like being stalked by... a person who is not, as it turns out, particularly adept at writing terse prose, which surprised me.
@bananza I'm trying, but it's telling me I've already downloaded all purchases. But no new album under "U2".
@AlasdairStuart Trying to figure it out. I don't have a "free" button, I have a greyed-out "purchased" button, but it's not in my Library.
@xabl What music app?
@bananza Thanks, I'll give it a go.
@xabl An iMac.
@xabl That's what I'd assumed. But no. http://t.co/i10L21BJJX
AHA! In iTunes Store home page, click "Purchased", then find it under "Recent", then click cloud icon. @bananza @AlasdairStuart @xabl
Well, that was very fucking intuitive.
@xabl Wendy James had a very formative effect on my teenage years. I still retain some 12-inchers. #sorryihaventaclue
Snap from a recent trip to London to see @kavey and @ahnlak: https://t.co/NKVegsjN5o
@talkie_tim Damn it. Are you playing Elite?
RT @HighwayCodeGB: Watch out for pedestrians crossing a road into which you are turning. If they have started to cross they have priority, …
(So few car drivers seem to know that one...)
@talkie_tim No, no I hadn't. But I have now. Not jealous. Not jealous at all. #Elite30Years #elitedangerous http://t.co/Eb7nE0TiMl
Without the use of... #beer http://t.co/fvgxsXNFFz
@talkie_tim I haven't played games much since I was very, very young. Now considering an Oculus Rift...
@mummyblogger Bit noisy, soft drinks pricey, but sourdough pizza + great toppings = really nice food. Beer kept well; didn’t have cider.
@mummyblogger Overall, thought it was very good. Definitely going again.
The "hideous new USB 3.0 cable" http://t.co/ZrjbxuQLlc
@shezza_t :)
RT @utterben: If you would all stand, please, and turn to hymn 15 on page 43 of your hymn books... join me in singing "Where's The Fucki ...
RT @tweeny4: Everyone should look at this.... http://t.co/KucBnTU teeheee! When things get stressful today at work... I shall just watch ...
@SpikyZebra ? *worried look*
@SpikyZebra *Looks relieved* Good. Safe to leave the house then. Sinister counting always a bit worrying :)
Right. On the boat to the dentist. Where the hygieneist will berate me for not flossing enough. *sulks*
Arrr, Jim lad... http://t.co/BaN9wOP
Right. Dentist done. Time for ironic celebration with coffee and croissant.
@guriben Making the most of it while I can. If the cuts go ahead as planned, there won't be a boat to my next appointment. :( #bristol
@EssexEating I suggest dropping the "almost" part.
@geekpop Work followed by bowling today, but let me know if you've still not found a volunteer by tomorrow!
@drewm It's annoying. BTW, if you'd not worked out how to cancel FS composition from keyboard, it's Command-W (my instincts said "Escape".)
Rescuing people from wasps. Mostly for the wasps' benefit, rather than the people's.
Sorry I'm not being terribly reply-ey today; busy at work. And that's to be followed by bowling at the Lanes...
@PTdavelewis @stillawake This is true. Even when I wore an RNLI tee for the Bath Half I got a lot of "Come on, Lifeboats!"
@sharonecampbell Wrong, and yet so right at the same time.
@jorence I will be trying to avoid drinking. Don't want a two-day hangover impinging on the Half!
105. 'Salright. #bowling
@becksldrt Hmm. China Mieville?
@alfredapp ...missing Quicksilver's "Set as default for..." control.
@alfredapp Hope so! Seems a bit counterintuitive to type "Mail" and have "Mail" not come up as the top hit.
Hmm. Is there a way of forcing an app in @alfredapp to the top of the list? When I type "Mail", I'd like "Mail" to be the top choice...
@Chookooloonks It's amazing how much lower your clutter threshold can get when you've got something really important that needs doing.
Three will be sending me a Mi-Fi, apparently. Not sure if it'll be the old one or the new one, but hey, it'll be better than this E220...
@matthew_roach Wow. My receipt management process is to throw them away as soon as possible :)
@KaveyF Ooh - you're a day late to the party, but while travel is fresh in your mind, any tips? http://j.mp/dpOAJj
@KaveyF Of course we missed you! Welcome back, lovely!
It's possible Dyson has gone too far. It took me ages to figure out that the thing pictured in Debenham's offers email was a vacuum cleaner.
@mikeotaylor I'm only up to doing two miles at the moment ;). Maybe next year!
@hayles Ah, honest friends, the double-edged sword of the deserving person.
Gah! Just about to #getrunning, and have low battery warning on iPhone. Where did all my power go?
Week 7, Run 3 of the #C25K is behind me -- and then some! http://bit.ly/13Ueym #getrunning
@talkie_tim Well, that's not so useful. Let me know if you find a bushel of forks; we could do with them at work.
Not a terribly promising start to the new #iTunes for me. #fail http://twitpic.com/h4eze
@KaveyF Are you trying to herd curd-nerds?
@ahnlak Surely herding curd-nerd birds would be absurd?
@ahnlak So are you claiming I've erred?
@benjohnbarnes Family pack is cheaper on Amazon, plus I'm on Prime, so I get next day delivery. If they've got stock, That is!
@benjohnbarnes annoyingly, local Apple distributor only sells the non-Family Pack box. Oh well, wasn't in a hurry, anyway!
Announcement: I ccompletely love Monkey Swallows The Universe's _Ice Cream Man_. That is all.
Curses. No places left for tours of the new nanoscience building. #opendoorsday
@bob_dave Just as long as _I_ don't have to watch you cycle, we'll be fine ;)
@mikeotaylor Sounds good to me. Should be very available first few days of next week.
My design problem: I know when it's wrong. I know when it's right. But my only way of getting from wrong to right is trial-and-error.
@mikeotaylor Sounds good. I'm in Hotwells. Maybe somwhere on Park Street or Clifton Village? Drop me a mail...
@Narshada Well, that's reassuring, at least :)
@rabidbee Well, if you're in that kind of mood, mine's a 4D, please.
Hmm. Think I just passed @hayles.
@talkie_tim Oop. Slippy fingers. 5D.
@hayles Looking like crap? Can't've been you, then! Would've said hi if I'd noticed in time, and you'd not been on the phone ;)
@davidpatrick @bexxi Thanks!
@rstein It probably doesn't work quite so well as a radio show!
Okay, apparently I didn't make a terrible decision; the latest QuickTime Pro can still successfully create video from a sequence of stills.
Well, if Flickr had _told_ me they were going to de-widescreen my video automatically, I wouldn't have made it widescreen in the first place
@spamvictim iTunes 8 crashed twice already? Maybe I'll avoid downloading it for a while. Maybe until my MacBook's back from repair...
@Phooto Just been told that they won't be sending stuff all the way around for a week or two, anyway, so you've got some breathing space...
PS: Anyone interested in the LHC who hasn't heard/seen the Large Hadron Rap should do so right now http://tinyurl.com/5by22l
@davidpatrick Sometimes they'll do a staged release. Sometimes they'll pull a release if they realise it was very broken...
So, there's a Front Row update for "improved iTunes 8.0 compatibility", but no iTunes 8.0? Feels like Apple are hurriedly fixing bugs...
Just pasted together all the stills from this morning's photo shoot into a 15-second video http://tinyurl.com/5b6wgr
@johnfbraun No, but a Quicktime update is. Perplexing timing, as I was just about to use QT Pro to make a video. Hmm.
@Ihnatko Yeah, but you're just a tindersnarking cat-in-the-hole, aren't you?
Oh, bloody hell, how do you edit a bookmark in the new delicious.com? Didn't there used to be an "edit" button?
The most world-changing idea to come out of CERN so is the World Wide Web, rather than any physics. Of course, that might change tomorrow :)
@Dr_of_Love following the failed first strike codenamed 'Microsoft progress bars'?
@Delicious Thanks! I evenutally figured it out; seemed odd to have to find something a different way to change it when I'd already found it!
@foxc Clearly they're hunting down whoever's playing Shania Twain :)
@debbieweil Don't worry, it's just that they have to fix the bugs in @googlechrome before they release the Mac version :)
My bloody MacBook has cracked again. Come on, Apple, stop redesigning the iPods and get the quality control on your plastic sorted out!
Just arrived back from sailing :) On shuttle bus from Manchester airport to car park. Tired but happy!