Back garden buddy. https://t.co/PvHRMIdXIU
@adanceaday17 @deeferdonk @SofieHagen Same here! No login...
@SofieHagen If anyone else is getting "Embed is disabled on this page" on a Mac: I got that in Safari, but when I used Chrome it worked. https://t.co/zDGxjoCvp5
RT @stroughtonsmith: The SF Symbols 2 glyph for 'PC' đ https://t.co/Ck7Rz2lDIj
RT @rstevens: Tonight's comic is about making friends. https://t.co/4dDYCjMm23 https://t.co/Ld39EETt4g
Today I spent two hours tracking down a bug. It was caused by Microsoft Excelâs decades-old decision to be compatible with a Lotus 1-2-3 bug, and treat 1900 as a leap year, even though it wasnât. This is how programmers spend their time.
@_pigeons_ Done.
RT @Jfarrers: Marmalade Funbuns is definitely a rejected Bond lady name. https://t.co/qKJfbvv8qv
RT @The__Biscuit: tfw when you're a brewery and you fail to organise a piss up in a brewery that you've called 'piss up in a brewery' httpsâŚ
Windy out. The art just blew off my flat white. #middleclassproblems
RT @_pigeons_: Ok friends, since Poundland stopped doing film, where do you get cheap 35mm from these days?
246/365 They call me "Hard Hat Matt". Wait, what do you mean, "Do the YMCA dance?" https://t.co/rrK1FT1qIt https://t.co/G6IvsHlbXj
Cor. Great set from The National at Glasto. Hurrah for iPlayer :D
And Matt Berningerâs timing. The latest last word in rock & roll :D
@matt_inwood Stonking set. Enjoy!
@shezza_t Because the last time I spent any time working in my cellar-thing, I scraped my head on the low doorway. #ouch
@shezza_t Plus, you know. Itâs a *hard hat*! *Does hard hat jig* đˇ
So, er, basically weâve been spending our time and money gluing panels of accelerant to otherwise safe concrete bui⌠https://t.co/lbb18kDWzt
RT @DarrenLeathley: Lyrics leaked to new Half Man Half Biscuit album. https://t.co/IMxQfRe5Zy
RT @wendy_tippett: History & Sounds of Sylvia Crowe's Cumberland Basin with @dangusset World Listening Day Sound Walk: 18 July @LI_SouthWesâŚ
RT @LordHyperbole: Rare birds of prey stealing underwear from skinny dippers, Shocking stuff! https://t.co/mOZ6eBYYs3
Waiting for tâ@BristolFerry.
Wow! Standing room only on Emily. https://t.co/ZM1pZBnk98
Beer good. https://t.co/ajjG6Clr6a
Pick-me-up. @ Small St. Espresso https://t.co/a0MR5K3Fi2
Cafe camera. https://t.co/z81k2lkqNz
@AlasdairStuart We could try putting him under a volcano. No secret base; just under a volcano.
Different and interesting. Thanks @NewBristol :) https://t.co/YFqhQRN0yn
âGin and tonic, please.â âAny particular type of gin?â At the Pump House, thatâs something of a loaded question. https://t.co/KHDffgpH9J
@chubbybannister Me too. This is unusual in a canât-quite-figure-it-out-but-itâs-growing-on-me way ;)
@chubbybannister Pump House.
The Pump House now has approximately 670 gins. (I am not joking.)
@NewBristol Still is! On my second and enjoying it very much. https://t.co/jeH6sNKhNV
@spyou Bien!
RT @itvlondon: Met officer proposes to his partner in the parade at #PrideinLondon https://t.co/6XuY0SRWxk https://t.co/0i8iP9IsRB
@saltwateritch VERY long.
About to try redeeming a dish. By which I mean I had a godawful version of a meal recently and now I want a good one to cancel the memory.
The awful version was a cheese ploughmanâs from Tobacco Factory. You should not have to wait for a ploughmanâs to cool down before you eat.
@bexxi Bread rolls served so hot tearing them open risked burns. Rest of plate mediocre. No butter for bread.
@bexxi I am now in a place that truly respects food. Expecting a great ploughmanâs to get me back on track ;)
@bexxi RE-DEEMED. https://t.co/zImSNYHb4e
Well done Pump House. This is what a ploughmanâs should be. Simple ingredients, each excellent in their own right. https://t.co/GJQLPMLuWJ
RT @LewieP: Yes Nigel why do other countries get to have an Independence Day? https://t.co/Hf17Aorg92
@Kavey I think weâve been there, but perhaps before they started collecting gin.
@davidcaolo @HomeWorkPodcast Hoping itâs not âAll Good ThingsâŚâ
RT @SkyNews: A giant angry bird is on the loose in Nottinghamshire, police have warned http://t.co/2LGqszj9QV http://t.co/deRsXkvu6X
RT @tmoitie: This @github announcement for the release of Atom 1.0 is just excellent https://t.co/ehfSLuVthU
That vague suspicion that you might have been carefully watering a weed for months. #gardeningproblems
RT @theloop: Withings made a smartwatch you might actually want to wear - http://t.co/xAk2WGCZ98
I've often thought that "wearables" shouldn't try to re-invent the watch strap, which has worked pretty well for generations.
@ahnlak I tried to do without a watch for several months. Ended up wearing one again.
@ahnlak (Also, for wearables stuff, I want the sleep tracking, which doesn't work so well for glasses!)
@ahnlak Thin fabric strap where the buckleâs offset (NATO-style strap helps) and my own desk helps. http://t.co/247djJuGF7
*endorses @mattwritescode for chainsaw juggling on LinkedIn*
@ahnlak Not necessarily through choice; this desk has to be quite shallow to fit in the alcove. At a big desk I'd probably use a wrist rest.
@Phooto Yeah. I have tiny wrists for a bloke, so the big chunky watches with big chunky straps just don't work for me.
@ahnlak I don't know if I could cope with a standard PC keyboard any more, either. Have lost muscle tone from these low-pressure chiclets :)
Ugh. Today may need a second coffee, and some toast and marmalade.
@PULPKetchup If I had any, I'd be tempted.
People are stupid... http://t.co/V6kNxIx0ai
RT @BristolCouncil: Structural engineers are assessing the damage to the Chocolate Path cycle/walking route along Cumberland Rd. For safetâŚ
The poor Chocolate Path has looked neglected and about-to-cave-in for a while now. Hope it's repaired with a consistent chocolate look.
(For those outside Bristol who've no idea what I'm talking about, the surface of the Chocolate Path looks like this.) http://t.co/iZaq15wAMe
Cute warning from the Stable. http://t.co/9hlXeZHeVY
Perfect timing. My chariot awaits. http://t.co/MeORbaywtW
Safety briefing. http://t.co/7RRR9KfX30
@shezza_t Two coffees, a pint of Berocca, a ginger beer and a tea and I'm just about feeling human now.
RT @Bristol_Culture: Still reeling after last night's @AhhToots launch party. This is what St Nick's can look forward to from next month: hâŚ
Aww. Had brunch at @SourdoughCafe for probably the last time this morning, before it changes into @AhhToots. http://t.co/HdbwAWoJ4J
@hayles They're now doing @runciblespoon1, so there shall be no more Sourdough Cafe.
I have immortalised @sourdoughcafe's sign on http://t.co/1cENWe52lt at least :D
@hayles Apparently Tam's cake is amazing, so there should still be a reason to go there :)
@nineweeks Only place I know is Colonna & Smalls, so it probably depends just how into coffee you are :)
RT @hayles: So, apparently @AhhToots do a gin and tonic cake and I think I need to test it. For science. http://t.co/BQJQc69m5r
Pah. Traffic jam. Typical #bristol. http://t.co/WnYBbiuYoa
@Souterain "*beep* Unexpected Nazi in the Poland area."
RT @JamesSLock: Awesome: James Hetfield Soundboard - An HTML5 soundboard made from the sounds of the vocalist for Metallica. http://t.co/âŚ
@justan0therdave @Bristol52 WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR
@hondanhon It truly is.
@imyke I used Sketchup for mine, but I admit a 3D model may have been a little OTT.
@adamgasson Next time ask for Steven. He double-checked the SIM size :)
@adamgasson Good luck.
Damn it. http://t.co/66uluy0Dcj killed its RSS feed. I remember the joy when they started RSS feeding the comics in the first place...
@Catreia Whoooooooo! :D
@Catreia *Applause*
@stillawake Well, *before* they put the feed up, someone else had knocked up a feed from the site by hand anyway. I give it a week...
@ahnlak I mean they killed having the comic embedded in the RSS. I think that's how it was before, in 2008.
@ahnlak Strange, though, to do it from 2008 to 2013, and stop just when Reader dies...
@ahnlak Also, Iâm pretty confident I could make money from a sponsored RSS feed read by that many geeks.
@Adamy323 :)
@BangsandaBun That sounds pretty damn lush to me, and I don't even have sunburn...
@njj4 I think Google decided that they'd rather everyone used Google+, even though it seems to solve a different problem.
Here's Matty⌠http://t.co/ZO06kEPObq
@djelibeybi_meg Sweet dreams! :D
@BlackDogDays @stillawake Aww. Soz to hear that. Iâll be working at Watershed this morning, so still up for cross-harbour chips, Jo?
@benjohnbarnes Yo. I'm about.
Waiting for cross-harbour ferry :) @stillawake
@stillawake Just left on the ferry. Have to be at tâbuttery :)
On the cross-harbour ferry. http://t.co/B0xSZVlr
@stillawake Are you following me? :)
@BlackDogDays @stillawake :( Well, Iâm probably free next week, tooâŚ
@petedrinks Fentimans style. Was just nattering about it to someone t'other day and got curious about making it myself.
@hayles Never liked Cafe on the Square. The Gusto's actually not bad. I'd also cross Centre to get to Espirito; depends how far you'd go.
@hayles Me and @missemmeline tried to find a really good place when we were working Victoria Street/Queen Square ourselves...
@hayles ...but never found anywhere that awesome. Used to have to go further afield, St. Nick's, etc.
@hayles Next time, try Espirito, but I don't know if it's that great a location for a sunny day.
@hayles (Street next to Hippodrome, between optician and Mainline recruitment, as-was, just a little way down on left. Food & drink good.)
@CoreStrengthUK @hayles And if you want a really cheap place to escape work, it's near the Westherspoons, of course :D #alkiematt
RT @FishDerekDick: http://t.co/yXdtTXSe The hands of Fish update. <-- Goodness. Another of my heroes has Dupuytren's. @guriben
Duck. #exduck http://t.co/0blqYIQ6
@waiyeehong The Cowshed, Whiteladies Road. The duck was lush, as was the ribeye ;)
.@waiyeehong Yup! Here is @kaveyf and @ahnlak. http://t.co/STCLQSGi
What? A post-ribeye Makerâs Mark? Donât mind if I do.
@stillawake Sorry.
@stillawake (Really good chips, too. Sorrier.)
@BlackDogDays @stillawake The lunchtime ones were good. The ones I just had at the Cowshed were fab. Please do not hold this against me. X
@BlackDogDays CAKEZEN. My favourite zen.
@tsunimee SMELL OF MAN. Thatâs the new one from Yves St. Laurent, right?
RT @KaveyF: Just got into bed to read and enjoy the changing colours of the Bristol sky: http://t.co/furb2p5g <-- Sky TV! #badumtish
Hmmm. Should I watch The Wire, episode 2? Episode 1 just introduced a bunch of people I neither understood nor cared about. @missemmeline
@Thehappyfatgirl @missemmeline This is series one Iâm talking about.
Text from Xcode: http://t.co/6FJWpsd6 #geek
@sstarr That is not a particularly high bar, believe me :)
@getrunningapp @helencave @benjohnbarnes Hurrah!
In That London with @kaveyf and @ahnlak. http://instagr.am/p/GWNtB/
@hayles Oh! Hello! *waves from Finchley*
Male tonic. http://instagr.am/p/GWe3b/
Just posted a photo @ Byron at the Intrepid Fox http://instagr.am/p/GWiBO/
Just had probably the best burger of my life. Cool. @byronhamburgers
Latte. @ Foxcroft & Ginger http://instagr.am/p/GWvqo/
Being force-fed banana cake in Soho. It's a hard life.
Albion @ Foxcroft & Ginger http://instagr.am/p/GW7Fd/
Just posted a photo @ Gelupo http://instagr.am/p/GXBMQ/
@KaveyF @faerietalefoody *waves*
Currently in Devonshire House, Crouch End, with @ahnlak and @kaveyf. Anyone around? Redemption beer fest... :) @sowerbyandluff @missmcq
@chris_j_hughes Yur. Flying visit with Kavey + Pete (Pete == Ganders; year above at Warwick...)
I can massively recommend @redemptionbrew beer, and I am *not* just saying that because I've had three various pints :) #crouchend #London
@bccore Yeah, but I want bigger screen and huge battery life. Plus e-ink seems nicer for the summer sunshine :)
RT @hotdogsladies: New Sanity Enhancer: Banker's box labeled, "Cords, Adapters, and Power Supplies I'll (Probably) Never Need." Net San ...
@chrisphin @stitchbitch tidy one single area until it's a more serene place to slob, then give yourself permission to slob (important).
@talkie_tim Which shop, pray tell?
@tsunimee well, I just hope the man isn't ticklish.
@chrisphin By a process of deduction, I'd say they're likely looking to change their AOL passwords.
@chrisphin Similarly, YouTube commenters would use the query "lol how change pass ur moron".
Hmm. This may be a good time to buy a Kindle.
@TTApress If I already subscribe to Black Static and IZ, is there a good (i.e. cheapest) way to add Crimewave?
Think I'm skewing the stats by answering Guardian iPhone app surveys. No way to say, "but that's because I only use the app once a month!"
RT @philmonger: There is a GIANT FUCKING SWARM OF BEES trying to break into Natwest bank on Corn Street #moneybees http://twitpic.com/1zsqbd
@philmonger Clearly my curses have started working. Lloyds TSB card fraud services had better watch out for the fleas of a thousand camels.
@MGBS4 Sure it'll be a good walk regardless. Much rather be out taking photos than down the pub.
@TTApress cool, ta for reply! At least I know I'm not missing a deal if I just take out a new sub :)
Hmm. Bristol Flickr walk tomorrow seems to go around places I normally am week in week out. Still, that's a challenge, I suppose.
@philmonger Sadly they'd mostly buzzed off when I went past just now!
@Dan_Martin will that make it the second time you've seen a live performance of Combine Harvester within a week?
@Dan_Martin Oh, sorry, thought you were at Bill Bailey on Sunday!
Anyone who enjoys Mongrels on BBC3 tonight should go watch Pets, pretty much the original, though uncredited, and fab. http://bit.ly/a7ENiW
(If you are into foulmouthed animal pupptry, http://petscomedy.com/ is the Pets internet hub...)
A wedding reception just drove past me on the Hotwell Road http://flic.kr/p/8df3gg #Bristol
@Dan_Martin I think they should do Bill Bailey in the style of Kraftwerk in the style of the Wurzels. The universe would implode.
New series of The IT Crowd: 10pm, Channel 4.
@twitttles Why thank you. Although I try to aim for truly grumpy yet occasionally gentle. Hrmph.
@ahnlak Although am now a clearly-biased owner ;)
@ahnlak the voice-control could be handy for some people, too. Seems to work okay.
@ahnlak having used both, I'd say speed, a half-decent camera and the compass (great for viewing maps; auto-aligns with the real world!)
@mistymaria get your data in multiple columns, insert pivot table, play with drag & drop, make nice graph. Job done.
@scottejames ooh... It Tweets! Morning dear.
Morning off! Yay! Mostly so I can have a lazy morning and take Pete and Emily off to catch their bus to Glastonbury.
@boagworld curses. Really enjoyed last week's show, by the way.