@chubbybannister Woah.
@chubbybannister The opposite! Wordle 501 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
@SocialBeastie @CharlieVivante Very much hoping not over here. *Hefts moobs à la Les Dawson*
@BrentO Sharepoint.
@bendavis_86 Well, I just had to swim home, if that counts?
@Locallearning @KYPBristol Thanks! Vector-digitising the map was something of a labour of love :)
@Panopticrat @HenriettaRI A few years ago I gave up on all these allegedly resealable bags, bought a few packs (you always need more than you think you're going to need) of clips like this and haven't looked back. https://t.co/daUvGlfNy0
Spotted my first Voi scooters at lunchtime. https://t.co/Ueu7azeWMp
RT @NicholasGoodden: Why not try photography? 📷♥️ New article: Photography to Help with Mental Health During the Coronavirus Pandemic (and…
RT @Raspberry_Pi: We completely redesigned Raspberry Pi 4 4GB to fit inside the new Raspberry Pi 400 https://t.co/YeUkamOHYc https://t.co/7…
Nothing to see here. #igersbristol https://t.co/glENmlwRmL https://t.co/dDfhetFN8U
On the walk to work #igersbristol https://t.co/V0gsDPvNgw https://t.co/Ri3vvowAgg
@guriben Thanks! Glad I dragged myself up the hill this morning :)
@guriben Oh yes. Working at top of Black Boy Hill at the mo, so the walk to work is a… joy. Let’s call it joy.
@guriben Yur. I was in Cambridge Park for a while. Definitely prefer it this way round-easy downhill in the evening!
RT @MakingBlakes7: TERRY NATION: Paul Darrow took hold of the part and made it his own. He gave it much better dimensions than I'd ever put…
@talkie_tim *blush* Thanks!
Last one from this morning. https://t.co/OjiPJFHfAN https://t.co/Jppz52IP3i
RT @MakingBlakes7: SCRIPT: Reverse to show our first view of what will be our major set throughout the series. The whole deck should be qui…
@johnfbraun WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME MORE DUMB?
Theory: Elon Musk has developed Tesla and SpaceX so he can make history's fastest getaway when the rest of humanity destroys the Earth.
Everyone else is taking this photo, so why shouldn't we? @_pigeons_ https://t.co/nqoyzPxHQP
Underfall sunset. #igersbristol https://t.co/NM3S6Nxibi
Let’s move to Hotwells, Bristol – ‘It’s enchanting’ https://t.co/ijjmSbolmh
.@justan0therdave @guardian Indeed. There’s bugger all about Hotwells in this article about Hotwells. Odd.
@MartineBatch @BipolarBlogger My initial impression is that it’s water with a large marketing budget.
RT @weswee37: Jesus frigging wept. Woman just asked to change a Christmas card for her brother cos he isn't called 'Noel'. I can't cope any…
Day three of @parcelforce’s delivery attempts. Still no parcel, still no card. Despair has set in. Well, further in.
RT @StarTrek: New #StarTrek TV series premiering January 2017. Details at https://t.co/hN8urQiCEG https://t.co/rOHNdLKO8M
@rbrwr @_pigeons_ @DrHairbear @rabidbee I’ve been inside the space itself, but haven’t seen any performances yet. Deffo fancy it.
Out with the old, in with the new. https://t.co/T2xjKNKbbU
@_pigeons_ @rbrwr @DrHairbear @rabidbee Will do.
RT @Chris_Noteeth: Fog clearing - idle thoughts resolved in sky blue #senryu
A slight case of photobombing. http://t.co/gKGzFkMTFg
Beef. Beer. That's pretty much the recipe, right? http://t.co/qt4qmEyzMd
Am I missing a wordplay of some kind, or is "Caffe Be On" just a bit of a rubbish name for a cafe? #bristol
Mix and match. http://t.co/6jxKJcK6CD
The problem with stews is that they fill your house with lovely tasty smells for hours before they're… http://t.co/279KoAa2UQ
Sixty years apart, roughly. http://t.co/2g4FLmHo5N
I’m going to send a complaint letter to this DVD producer. But first I’m going to send six unskippable trailers for my other letters.
RT @UnlikelyWorlds: 'We present here for the first time in digital form all the known manuscripts of Frankenstein:' http://t.co/Nm5HF0WC4P
Morning all.
RT @ahnlak: Dear Japan, please stop your toilets from illuminating the bowl when I lift the seat to wee. It's very unsettling.
@adambanksdotcom On my planet, they would have prosecuted the hotel for breaching data protection.
@waiyeehong @ahnlak It's when the animated Mario starts running around the rim that they're *really* messing with you.
RT @rickburin: Enjoying my slaycation. It's where I spend a week killing everybody who uses the word "staycation".
Sometimes, having your entire tweet archive online can be a humbling thing. https://t.co/j1OBhOxQSN https://t.co/LDaqobsiJ9
I'm getting a real urge to go and buy a guitar. It has been a *long* time.
@hayles :'( God, I can be crap at getting around to things.
RT @ScottFilmCritic: This is the world's greatest escalator. http://t.co/3HP0xVZlJE
RT @joemoransblog: Feel a bit sorry for all the children who used to do penny for the guy. I guess the trick or treaters just had a better …
All righty. http://t.co/J9gJGJ8I1V
Crushing victory. http://t.co/lNvMff6pjm
RT @JoannaStern: Passengers on one of the first flights to allow gadget use before takeoff and landing. http://t.co/ThBQ4ABpuD http://t.co/…
RT @MyzLilith: Everybody stand down - wine shortage a hoax! RT @mjrobbins: How Morgan Stanley manufactured a global wine shortage. http://t…
RT @stephenfry: On the bright side, let’s get m’colleague @hughlaurie up to 6 figures in followers by the end of the day...
@shezza_t Might be.
Made curry (good, if slightly over-peppery), drank wine, ate chocolate, introduced friend to _Leon_, which she’d never seen. Good night. :)
@stillawake Morning.
@clvdz66 @guriben @stillawake @Lillput That was, indeed, a very fine film :)
@stillawake I AM MORE THAN BURGERS AND BREWDOG #SHOUTYFRIDAY
Braving the rain for lunch, mostly because my I need to put a new tax disc in my car, and it's parked halfway to the cafe anyway...
@cabalgata I seem to have survived it with not too much frustration for a decade or so...
Wow. Digging the new Bristol Guild cafe. @ The Bristol Guild http://t.co/mBCZQPNe
Might get out for a jog before it turns rainy again...
@AndyCarolan I’m chancing it.
Clifton litter. #bristol http://t.co/fz7ZgzDf
@nigellegg No posing. Just jogged past it.
Hurrah! #risotto http://t.co/VRWANOn2
Lovely morning all! Walked round Cliftonwood, now sitting outside @BTPCoffee with latte and croissant fresh from oven. http://t.co/oNG871EL
@tsunimee Yes, m'dear. 'Tis Wednesday.
@tsunimee A pleasure, my cheeky little earlobe.
RT @SamiraAhmedUK: Chris Jeffries says he could only clear his name thanks to a "no win no fee" deal with his lawyers, which the Govt is ...
@JanieStamford Glad to hear he's doing well. Must be terrifying for you. Remember to look after yourself too, if you can.
RT @griffinkate: "Are hamsters animals or fruit? We have a fake expert with a worthless PhD, a shrill mum and a shouty man who'll get al ...
@stillawake Looks about right, from what I can remember.
RT @stephencgrant: Sorry, but 'Movember' isn't a challenge - you're just not bothering with basic grooming. What next? Shit on the floor ...
@Easybourne Erm. It's good for the gestures. But even after weeks of use, I'm still finding it annoying when doing some stuff.
@Easybourne Sorry, dunno; I don't have Photoshop.
@Easybourne Good idea. Try to try anything you'd normally do that requires precise control (e.g. accurately sliding small sliders.)
@Easybourne (Which is one of the places I find myself giving up and reaching for the mouse instead in Lightroom, for example.)
@Easybourne Worth a go. Consider how much reaching you'll have to do, though. Okayish if you have keyboard without numpad or are a leftie.
@Easybourne No problem. At some point I might write a little blog post about how I'm finding the trackpad so far. But not this week!
What? Google have got rid of the "+" operator? Bah. I used that loads. http://t.co/NXnniX9Z
"What the hell, I'm 75" -- the dangers of annoying your older customers :) http://t.co/Iy19OXx8
@rabidbee Is it possible that the symptom of your breakdown is that you think everyone else is having a breakdown?
@asic69 Isn't that a symptom of lupus?
@archidave "Breakdown" has been an almost-constant state with me for more than a decade now. Not entirely sure I can blame @rabidbee.
RT @emilykoch22: new Bristol commuter ferry service http://bit.ly/c6d3KY
Ambulance driver just tooted and gave me a friendly wave on way past. Pretty sure I didn't know him. Hope it wasn't a "catch you later!"
@hannahnicklin Just the pad? Last time mine did that I nipped into J Random Optician and they fixed 'em for free. #peoplearenice
@andybeebristol I can see that. @rabidbee: Karma Mechanic.
@hayles You only really have to worry when he finishes the can and swaps over with the current driver.
@andybeebristol I had considered the prospect of a new trireme service.
@paulahillier I was a bit far away for it to have been a random wave at a stranger. Never met your dad, have I?
RT @emilyquinton: I am looking for a South West wedding photographer for a friend who is getting married on 9th July 2011. Pls let me kn ...
@Dichohecho I hope he's at least making it a perfect cylinder and using a skin that you can assume has zero width.
@rhodri My personal favourite: "GetOffMyLAN".
Just signed up for Santa On The Run http://bit.ly/anVd6S :D #Bristol
@tsunimee Believe me, I'm generally better with clothes on. Jogging has had surprisingly little effect on my lardiness. @hayles
@hayles *cowers nervously* *keeps quiet*
@hayles Yes, dear.
RT @Glinner: What. The. Fuck. RT @guardiannews: Mark Saunders police officer 'planted song titles into evidence' http://gu.com/p/2kzx5/tf
Posture check!
@hayles Okay, *that* was cute. Did someone actually put a shoe into Unicode?
@hayles Oh yeah!
@hayles ...and *breathe*.
@hayles By all accounts, leaving that place has to be a Very Good Thing.
@hayles I think you will be fine.
@hayles I heartily look forward to saying "I told you so."
Wow. New Tesco Express Harbourside is a pit of awkwardness and bad mothering. On the plus side, Sensodyne is 12p. http://yfrog.com/7gbhsoj
Do Apple offer any kind of anti-instalment plan where I can just swear at iTunes for a full week at the beginning of every year?
Back from a jog. Musing about how 16 months of jogging have magically transformed me from a fat bloke into a fat bloke with muscly legs.
@tsunimee Surely it's my pure, sparkling soul you're attracted to, and nothing so ephemeral as my good looks?
Film night chez Matt, and tonight's feature is _In The Loop_.
@hayles can't, anyway: off to see Harry Brown. But will try to keep it in mind next time I'm up there.
Right. Unfollowing a couple of people until they get their accounts back under control from DM spammers. Don't fall for phishing, people.
@hannahnicklin good luck! I managed it in 2006, but only just! Write early, write often :) #nanowrimo
@dktom mostly it seems people have been getting DMs from friends that take them to a dodgy website that asks them for their Twitter password
@dktom ...then, if they do, it hijacks their account and sends out more DMs and spam.
@dktom just the age-old phishing scams, re-spun for Twitter. Be careful about handing you credentials out, you'll be fine.
Seeing Harry Brown tonight at Cabot Circus. Can get one other person in free. 7pm. Any takers?
@benjohnbarnes what the heck are writing that you need to know that for!?
Can I get out of here and go to the cinema yet?
@hayles I have never had a shake from Rocotillos, yet people all around me keep telling me they're great.
@benjohnbarnes Tweetdeck has a "translate" button, but I've never tried it for Russian/Romanian/whatever that is...
So. Last time Cinema de Lux showed Star Trek in wrong aspect ratio. This time they've over-"sold" a free screening. Luckily I have a seat...
Harry Brown pretty damn good, if rather dark. Recommended.
@KaveyF new Michael Caine film.
@chris_j_hughes Just the first twenty minutes. Then the curtains opened, the projector refocused and the cast got fatter! Nice.
@hayles There are indeed these things called tickets. And we all had them, including the people who didn't have seats. Clever.
@hayles They also cleverly didn't dim the lights all the way down until the final credits, when we actually needed to see to walk about.
@bananza I wondered why the planet just got a little warmer.
This @hotdogsladies' video I'm watching is slightly better if I cross my eyes a bit and watch two Merlins talking to me instead of one.
@russelldavies Oooh! Now there's a timely reminder. I'd forgotten Top Gear was back.
Home safe from the TFTTF GTG. Now I just have to do all the laundry before tomorrow!
@JockotheRocks You have a prescription for a bigger phone? Cool.
Just finished tour of Rainbow Warrior. Fab! Now appear to have stumbled on to catwalk fashion thing in Canary Wharf.
http://twitpic.com/jk4u - Rainbow Warrior
http://twitpic.com/jk4l - Quality of parking in London definitely going downhill
At Canary Wharf.