RT @EtheHerring: Oh no https://t.co/vp1P1JIdfF
RT @megelison: I wish I'd done more things before the world ended.
RT @jaredpalmer: Modern web development https://t.co/p84IVkC2aQ
RT @RogerQuimbly: Pretty pleased with my first week as PR chief for Boris Johnson.
RT @mattwhitlockPM: eminem's sign language interpreter is a rap god https://t.co/D5wrDUIBzA
Lagoon, Eastwood Farm. #bristol https://t.co/sjN6PPzjFW
I’m assuming that HDAC advert is some kind of odd parody.
@chubbybannister At the 9pm watershed, the Bristol Hum turns into the Bristol Quite Suspicious Buzz.
@_pigeons_ @Bingo_Little Home safe ;) Hopefully we’ll all be safe tomorrow too! Xx
@BinaryBad But wouldn’t the only reason for a house price crash be that people can no longer afford to buy them?
RT @bskipper27: NOT NOW DOROTHY PERKINS https://t.co/Nnb0b4sfxC
@ShaneHudson Strange. Both have been staunchly “remain” for me. I suppose most of my Facebook friends are London and Bristol…
Aww. *Waves at Larry* https://t.co/Z0MPrrI9Wo https://t.co/gIz4ywna1G
@floyduk Step 5: Realise you can’t move to the moon as your passport isn’t good for European Space Agency shuttles.
RT @SoVeryBritish: Pub?
RT @ChrisMasonBBC: BREAKING: a motion of no confidence in Leader of the Parliamentary Labour Party, Jeremy Corbyn has been tabled
@BinaryBad Can’t quite see how that helps the right people…
@BinaryBad …though it might help me, as I already own a house, and am saving for a bigger one. Depends how screwed my savings are, though.
@TechCorrect Will you be doing an EU referendum special? I know it’s not very tech; I’m just imagining that you may have some things to say…
So, what’s the drill? Did they save all the cut off corners from the old ones? https://t.co/WbaQentdYd
RT @nxthompson: Our cover this week. https://t.co/GBPXBBsSDv https://t.co/uhBWw5HHQ2
*Might* need to update the photo, too :D https://t.co/0sdFUNAz9P
@anna_c_smart It’s the fringe that really brings the whole look together.
@djelibeybi_meg I was just trying to work that out. Passport valid to 1993, and I *think* it was a five-year one, which would make me 15.
RT @mattround: You’d perhaps assume that an otter would eat like a cat or dog? THINK AGAIN https://t.co/fy52bV6Qva
@djelibeybi_meg Damn it! I was trying to cheer people up! :D
@Truman_Black @stuvlog They’re building a third entrance. The British will all have to limbo-dance under a low sign that says “Idiots.”
@danbarker Which is pleasingly circular, as of course that’s why people did that, thus making it true.
Redland Villa #igersbristol https://t.co/tlC8Wlgzkz
RT @petapixel: Photos arranged side-by-side to create clever scenes: http://t.co/LA4icS1NRh http://t.co/UBmyGu5Sag
@Catreia On its way.
Trail. http://t.co/gDFfPPV0S8
I think Hobbs House overnight Sherston might actually be the Platonic ideal of white bread.
RT @MalcolmCombe: My favourite inter-government Twitter exchange of the day. http://t.co/5bt3AxtDTt HT @WeAreNational
@rem I was at a scythe fair recently, and even *they’d* moved on to mowing five-meter squares in the tournament…
Bread is a main course. Soup is a dip.
Hrm. New Wifi 4G internet dongle thing gets 8Mbps down in this cafe; that's twice what I get at home on the elderly ADSL...
Was momentarily distracted by these flowers while working in Baristas this afternoon... https://t.co/gbgVQ7uE0R
@adamgasson Three. Bloke in the shop in Broadmead was very helpful, but I was just upgrading from an old 3G one.
@adamgasson I've found them pretty good, for a phone company. If my receipt is to be believed, the nice chap was called Steven.
Looking hopeful. #hotwells http://t.co/1bJ3HPo7Y6
My new sounds: Jolene http://t.co/TRoaIm2aXb on #SoundCloud
@stillawake Fridge safe! I need one that I can’t open when I’m pissed.
RT @liveindetail: My dream Sunday would be... Sitting in a comfortable leather chair, listening to Tom Baker read excerpts from the Ford ...
@Thehappyfatgirl Hot.
@Thehappyfatgirl *explodes with tentacle-fed desire* #thingsIdidntexpecttosaythismorning
Swindon.
I am being used as a climbing frame. http://t.co/cdzqeZX7
@parryphernalia kid wrangling has replaced running somewhat. Run tomorrow, because I can. #workingfromhomerocks
@petedrinks Got any ginger beer recipes?
@RamonYouseph Nooooo!
Now *these* guys are pleasantly different from the Home Delivery Network... http://lockerz.com/s/113600874
@LegalWeasel Yes, and @ahnlak, too, from what I remember.
@BenPark Just delivered!
Fooling around in Lightroom. http://lockerz.com/s/113635506
RT @___Nina_____: Average color of the New York sky updated evey 5 minutes http://t.co/OW6Q2oA via @mikebodge
@BenPark :)
Oh, Peter Falk. I shall honour you for the rest of my life with my wrinkled clothes and apparent forgetfulness.
Presumably they'll have to have a break at 100 games to 99 while they hammer a couple of nails into the scoreboard to hold the extra digit?
@floyduk That was a very pessimistic 3,000th tweet ;)
RT @seengee: man, looks like apple have got serious issues with the new iPhone antenna http://bit.ly/9cIp7M
@csoanes Similar provenance to Vat 69, then!
Lovely bit of writing on Tom Fordyce's blog about the crazy everlasting tennis game http://bit.ly/bk067I #wimbledon
RT @darrenwaters: Only in a mad world do people queue for an iPhone while looking at queues of people queuing for an iPhone on their iPh ...
@hayles I hope you're going to consider matching cases. Though it'll be a hard choice between the iSmug and the iVomit.
On t'boat. This boat, to be specific. http://twitpic.com/1zgaem
@asic69 mostly. Just had a lemsip, though.
Right. Off to catch the early boat.
Basic Instructions is a little more surreal than normal today :) http://bit.ly/aAuMTd
@KaveyF @playleimagery You'd actually be surprised how well that works :D
@KaveyF @playleimagery @ahnlak Start recording audio from microphone on one computer. Play video on other. Be very quiet for "n" minutes. :)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Daleks: http://hicksdesign.co.uk/1266 (via @hicksdesign)
@missmcq well, you're coming via Bristol. You could always steal a canoe while you're here...
@Dr_of_Love The Princess Bride!
Just settling down to watch Pan's Labyrinth