Bruised. #bristol https://t.co/OlnK9sYcBl
@porthjess There was also a smooth jazz band playing on the adjacent headland. Très Bristol.
RT @BristolCon: Geoff Collard from Paulton in Somerset recently built the bridge from Star Trek, TNG - https://t.co/756TjBTWv1
GQ Ran a Photo of 'Tech Titans' That Had Women Photoshopped In https://t.co/01zwOG0G6Q
RT @JaimeBanister: Life is short, remember to stop and smell the flowers every chance you get https://t.co/GhMlqAauev
“Things to do in Bristol” https://t.co/q4EQMwBrQ0
@Bristolvor I didn’t know they made Crème de Menthe Slush Puppies.
The Lady Di version of Candle in the Wind. https://t.co/RHVtOVKYs1
@porridgebrain @fakebaldur Attn. @_pigeons_
RT @BlondeHistorian: As I’ve been trained by fab @guidedogs how to navigate using tactile pavement I thought I would share some key info in…
Feeling not a little shame at having Amazon Pantry send me Pop Tarts and beer, but I figured I should at least try… https://t.co/fQuE9JCcCf
@hayles This is *such* a bachelor delivery. (But also a bit crap. Supermarket delivery probably the way to go.)
RT @FeckOffFlouncer: In other news: KNITTED LIBERATOR BRACELETS <squee!!!!!> #Blakes7 https://t.co/YgpGP9pmlI
RT @SuzeMarsupial: gosh these young people and their pronouns so confusing how can anyone keep up &c https://t.co/TvwXkiiIp6
@shezza_t It was, all told, a bit crap. I’ll be trying a normal supermarket delivery next. (But Pop Tarts and beer are ace.)
@shezza_t No 1-hour delivery window like with supermarkets; poor selection of stuff to buy; lots of packaging left over.
@shezza_t I flirted with home delivery decades back, but mostly just buy stuff while walking around town now. But i… https://t.co/Gmhh02lU8M
@shezza_t …big heavy stuff once a month, maybe.
@shezza_t If I had cats they’d be enjoying this enormous sturdy box right now, I’m sure. But I’m not.
RT @dangusset: Ian Cole: A Former Homeless Addict Who Self-Medicates with Photography https://t.co/HPiJU69E6i #birdinflight
Cellar Storage - https://t.co/N38cPDVTNp https://t.co/Iur1jL6y7y
RT @davidallengreen: ESTRAGON: Well, shall we get on with the job of Brexit? VLADIMIR: Yes, let's get on with the job of Brexit. [They do…
RT @paulwaugh: Farron says it has felt "impossible" to be LibDem leader and "living as a faithful Christian". Says he wants "to remain fait…
RT @cybermango: Hahahaha. I just noticed in London that Russia Row goes one way, into Trump Street. https://t.co/7QS6oJoo1J
@shezza_t I have too many hobbies anyway!
@mattbirchler Did it launch in the U.K.? If it did, nobody told me!
Moving the basil to the window ledge *not* next to my desk, so I stop craving Greek salad all day :D
@EffBeeee At this point, that almost sounds optimistic.
@ccMick Did they integrate it into iTunes?
Reckon Tom’s holding Jeremy’s handcuffs in that group photo.
@UrsulaWJ I reckon it’s a Martin Amis novel. @CharlieEsq_ can be Charlie Bedsit.
@caitlinmoran So he at least has all the qualifications of an MP *ducks*
Down to the last leg of my reorganisation. Now, what shall I do with @ClaudiaLives… https://t.co/BhGrWDXBsG
…not to mention the fine company she’s been keeping! #blakes7 https://t.co/d0YWhX5bP3
@ahnlak It was the final frontier.
Oooh, found a @voog original. https://t.co/DV4OX4m0OP
@Peculiar What am I missing? I see one…
@samsneed12 BUT BUT
@samsneed12 Also, I didn’t realise curd had become A Thing. And now I want a lemon curd sandwich.
@samsneed12 I’ve had one sine the mid-nineties.
@samsneed12 As I was, except with lemon curd on my shopping list. Ta.
RT @BristolBites: #new Free gelato deliveries on Friday, June 17th https://t.co/nlG7TEEMFO https://t.co/EYVDGCXJjb
@Bingo_Little I have some stale bread. On the plus side, I also have eggs and maple syrup, so tomorrow may be French toast day :D
@chubbybannister @fuckeveryword Fuck fleece. Is that the modern version of a smoking jacket?
RT @HaroldHotspur: Irish fans out of control in France ... Changing a flat tyre for some local pensioners https://t.co/WHXzxVXYoo
RT @suzanne_moore: Sir Clement Freud exposed as a paedophile as police urged to probe Madeleine McCann links | via @telegraphnews https://t…
@Bingo_Little I’m going to lay everything out in the kitchen now so I don’t forget :D
Proud proprietor of The Incredible Brewing Co at Tobacco Factory market. #bristol http://t.co/OG0AD2vdFt
RT @BBCBreaking: Philae lander which lost power after historic comet landing has woken up and contacted Earth - European Space Agency http:…
Oooh! Tiny strawberries have appeared. Hello there! This may be the first fruit I’ve ever grown… http://t.co/Uj0Hmxbj94
@AlasdairStuart I’m surprised it’s still on the same domain name. Given the UI I’d have expected it to be on http://t.co/w4t1Lg0JMQ.
Dangerous. https://t.co/eX922olDcX
Nurturing. http://t.co/6dkym8bx0v
RT @Bristol_Culture: North Street’s annual summer fair takes place today: http://t.co/l1Wtnh3N4C http://t.co/0HfP7EWrl2
Why don't British houses come with screen doors? Buzz off, fly.
Snappity: Gills. https://t.co/otmAv2ZFVi
@oxfordgirl Top hole, old fruit!
Wow. The coffee bean ice cream from Ice Cream By Us at North Street Fair is gorgeous.
Home. Home, in my cool, cool basement. So nice.
@Mouse_House Haha! That's *ace*!
@fakebaldur Tip: the ice cream stall in the road near Zara’s chocolate sold me one of the best coffee ice creams EVAH.
RT @IanBarrettSW: Great @guardian piece on #FestivalWay & #Bristol cycling scene incl @georgefergusonx @bgreencapital @LifeCycleUKteam http…
(Do you really get views of the SSGB from the Mud Dock?)
RT @BiIIMurray: I walk away from auto-flush toilets like movie stars walk away from explosions.
@Bristol52 I recommend @LifeCycleUKteam's maintenance courses for that :)
@Dru_Marland @Bristol52 Yes, I wasn't sure I'd get the hang of it, but there's not that much to remember, luckily...
@Bristol52 :)
Just randomly turned on The Thick of It special to see Eve Matheson. Aww. Nice to see one of my boyhood crushes still being lovely on TV.
From Pero. http://t.co/AUi0hAjE
@MandinaM Thank you.
@shabbybean Only 10p off for your own cup, but I think the prices are a bit lower in general. http://t.co/b3A33l3U
RT @Bristol52: We review Park Street's brand new tapas bar and lounge, La Tomatina... http://t.co/mC5i7Moe
@guriben Is that an ANSI fuck or an ECMA fuck?
@guriben Oh. Fuck!
@ShabbyBean Though I think a Barista's biggun is a lot smaller than a Starbucks biggun :)
*Looks around at deserted office* So, I guess there's more football on this afternoon, then...
@Thehappyfatgirl Really? Because this arm’s gone kind of numb.
RT @willsmith: It’s taken almost my entire lifetime, but Voyager 1 is on the cusp of leaving the solar system. http://t.co/LpqtK07A
Enjoying the fact that the Bristol World Naked Bike Ride starts at the Full Moon pub.
@emma_cossey Send them over. I'll look after them for you.
@scottejames The Holy Trinity!
I need funding to answer an important question: can I make a circle of Dyson fans that will perpetually circulate a paper aeroplane?
.@psidnell I hear that at the centre of a Dyson fan sphere, there's no gravity, but it's *really* windy.
RT @Bristol_Culture: RT @SouthWestScreen Fixed gear riders needed for Bristol documentary. http://t.co/y2LNEBX <-- Meet in Millennium ...
@LisaGreensill I hate that.
@sarahw Hrm. Certainly doesn't fit my image of Reacher.
@richardjfoster Heh. Sadly, this was what first alerted me. Doesn't sound great: http://daringfireball.net/linked/2011/06/13/nukem-review
@michellepauli No cats here. Just makes me feel astoundingly under-read.
@Mouse_House I think you may have worked out the sordid secret of 99% of Twitter users. Anyway. I'm going to have a sandwich.
@vowe I agree. Also, from now on, I'd like to be known as Sylvester.
Jeeves & Wooster, red wine, pasta. Sorted.
RT @tom_watson: Happy 50th birthday @boygeorge. My god, are you really 50? I must be 44 then. <-- I feel very old now. Happy birthday BG!
That Speech Debelle song works surprisingly well in the trailer for an Alan Titchmarsh show. #contrasts
@stillawake Cheers! http://lockerz.com/s/110690049
RT @Lesism: BBC: "Great Exhibition 'faces London 2012 legal action'" - http://t.co/5bmE46s - So, we can't put the year on next year's ca ...
@bexxi Errr. Yes. It appears to be DuraClear brand, but I don't know details as was pressie. http://lockerz.com/s/110701668
@bexxi Let me know if you want me to send you one. Live quite near one of those little kitchens shops that sells *everything*.
Might finally get around to watching _The Hudsucker Proxy_.
@MizzWorthy Yes, most of the nurses I know are hugely deferent. #goingforsecondplace
@Lesism On the plus side, it's great publicity for the Exhibition. I'd not heard of it before.
@ahnlak If I do, I'm buying one that's about 3ft tall and training it to gore tall people.
RT @mattgemmell: Attempts to move files between my iMac 24"+24" Samsung and my iMac 27" are seriously hampered by pretending to be on th ...
@tsunimee Erm. Not heard that one. Unless the speaker was from the East End and addressing someone called Vic.
@mattgemmell I use a "Kensington Microsaver for Notebooks", apparently. No one's tried to nick it, though, so I can't rate its security!
@mattgemmell ...but it does fit through the cable hole in the stand without much awkwardness when locking/unlocking, at least.
One day, I'll decide on a web browser and stick with it for a while.
@guriben Fair point. Chances are fairly good, based on the available evidence, that I won't :)
@fakebaldur On the plus side, publishing companies' lawyers fought less over whether you were allowed to buy them or not.
RT @madeupstats: 15,000 Twitter bios feature the words 'serial entrepreneur'. We must hunt these people down and we must show no pity ...
@madeupstats I'll get my social networking guru right on that.
I just had that moment where you look at a new device and realise you just bought 2TB of storage the side of a paperback for 80 quid. Cool.
*s/side/size/ (It's the wine. Sorry.)
Argh! Did I record Luther?
@domwakeling Luckily, it seems I planned ahead. *phew*
@KaveyF Erm. Sounds like some kind of torture to me. Did someone do that to you and tell you it was a "spa treatment"? #youvebeenhad
@overheardatmoo Way ahead of you there :) #maplinkitsFTW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLGC4UNN29Y
@tweeny4 Ah. I have it the other way round. If you see what I mean.
@tweeny4 What happened to your Mac?
@jorence It's okay, you're probably safe as long as I don't have change of a five.
@jorence And it's lucky I was off-duty, or I'd have had to charge you.
I should point out that the viewing of a @gothick is only offered to Waitrose's most valuable customers in the event of complaint.
RT @hayles: Waitrose are lovely! They gave me a double refund and some lovely yellow roses. And I saw a @gothick!
Win! Was actually awake enough to spot @hayles in passing (for once!)
@hayles Definitely complain; bet Waitrose are good at handling complaints.
@twitttles Yes, I'll admit that taking it back off was a tad eye-watering.
Turns out that sticking a false moustache onto a real moustache is tricky, but doable. http://twitpic.com/1wp4kl
@Squonk It was down for most (if not all) users from the early hours until gone 11...
@ahnlak It was probably my fault. Same thing happened _last_ time I bought a new ADSL router, too.
Good. My Demon ADSL is back up. My strategy of going to the tip & then shopping in the hope that it would just get fixed worked well.
A few photos from today up in the usual place (http://tinyurl.com/5jmkrn) including one that scared Kavey so much she hid behind the sofa :)
In Oppo, playing with ND filters while I wait for my food to arrive. Will post pics later if they're any good.
http://twitpic.com/28bx - 14062008132