RT @benjohnbarnes: Please help me. When something is describes as "too granular" it means the pieces (grains) are:
RT @fotofacade: One for #throwbackthursday: a few years back I stood outside Wells Cathedral for a full day and photographed the impact of…
RT @fcampbellhowes: If you ever find it difficult to say no to things, please feel free to use this letter from George Bernard Shaw to my s…
Temple of Apollo https://t.co/a2lkfnSKCG
Tree of the Temple of Apollo ;D https://t.co/btmv1Ztzf5
#libraryporn at Stourhead. https://t.co/OfrLSedi77
RT @HutchinsonDave: Roses are red, Violets bring vengeance, https://t.co/sPwo4Y0Pfo
@Glassworks18 @HutchinsonDave Trying to figure out if The Violet Vengeance is Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes, or HP Lovecraft.
📷 Rose of Denmark, Hotwells, Bristol. It’s the large, friendly letters for me. https://t.co/aBzKfZofPC
"There is very little left of me and it's never coming back" https://t.co/sxKNIdTIaZ
Haberfield. @WeirdBristol #hotwells https://t.co/8fHnxxKDGo
Different Perspective. https://t.co/bh24e2vBiD
@porthjess You’ve ruled out pole vaulting quite early...
@tomcoates @ivan007 You just reminded me I have a packet of butterscotch Angel Delight in the cupboard and now I know what I'm having for dessert.
I’m not sure how this Spotify playlist managed to make it from Adult Net to Half Man Half Biscuit, but I’m glad it did.
The Dark Snowflake is my superhero name. https://t.co/D9Nay1TfrK
RT @thispeterlewis: entry level designer junior designer designer senior designer principal designer final designer final final designer fi…
RT @CaseyNewton: Honestly though a premium-priced product whose chief benefit is helping you ignore the world around you is the perfect te…
Idly listening to music and wondering if Wolf Alice's "Planet Hunter" might've originally been to the tune of "Firestarter"...
Idle time. https://t.co/VuT1Im2OPl
@Birdmaster777 It really is. Someone (@TimClarePoet?) mentioned it in a podcast the other day and I realised it had been far too long since I read it.
@danielpunkass Can you put something in the picture for scale? An armchair, maybe, or a small naval frigate?
@ovationchris Ambience aside, is the food in Bento Boss still ace? Was just thinking how I’d not been for ages.
@dangusset Me too. Then again, I think the follower count *and* the mental illness may just be symptoms of the underlying problem: hanging out on Twitter for twelve sodding years.
@psidnell Christ.
@ovationchris Cool, thanks!
The long wait. https://t.co/XSEUNVa47S https://t.co/isJZ6Ix1KK
@wood5y You mean they’re not going to have any tartan paint or a left-handed screwdriver?!?
RT @itvnews: Unexploded Second World War bomb confirmed to be huge courgette 🥒🥒🥒 https://t.co/WoNulHFpYR https://t.co/aDyiNwRny4
@MillieBooLewis Ta!
RT @goulcher: Can't stop watching this https://t.co/PolTJUd7Y7
Oh, so you can show me an ad for a service I’ve already tried and given up on, but not what I actually wanted?… https://t.co/HTUJnOxX3D
Headache - https://t.co/IEfbCeUjam https://t.co/pgQvAfpRZW
I’m told it’s #StoutDay. @BrisBeerFactory Milk Stout FTW! https://t.co/vHD6SSIeda
No, *you're* doing pointless things with Apple's #TouchBar in a simulator just because. https://t.co/RKy9QxKQzx
@jonhickman It certainly is :D http://t.co/Lg4CqVsjfn
RT @benjohnbarnes: Simply superb demo of a heavy thing and a light thing falling in a vacuum. Theatrics matter. /via @thekidshouldsee http…
@extractcoffee Say, folks, is there anywhere near North Street I can buy bags of your Original Espresso beans? Ta!
@extractcoffee Sadly, think @Marks_Bread only sell Strangelove. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I just prefer Original :)
@jukesie Hotels often let you leave a case with them before check-in. (Also, some big stations still have left luggage offices.)
@_pigeons_ Could have been, yeah—not as obviously hole-punched, though. Didn't come out in my pictures as far as I can see...
@adamgasson Thanks! Yes, I’ve no problem with the hill per se; I just do most of my shopping on North Street these days :) @extractcoffee
Fixing a light leak. Hopefully. http://t.co/Ac5kWVH6Ch
Under pressure. http://t.co/2UGghX61N3
@_pigeons_ PS: Thought you might like this one from my lunchtime walk today: http://t.co/K6clLWLKO5
Beetle selfie. https://t.co/T7JPPY2BGK http://t.co/14clbJwjaE
@EssexEating There's a raki thing tonight? I'll try to be very quiet in the morning. #τσικουδιά
@extractcoffee Yes, I really must pop in and say hi at some point! Wrong side of town for my regular shop, sadly :(
@ahnlak There's probably a plugin for that. *ducks*
@ahnlak I know what you mean, though. I do quite often find myself despairing and then coding stuff by hand.
@ahnlak I use a couple of paid plugins, and they've both been worth it.
@ahnlak Not sure I've ever experienced that, but I look for plugins a lot less these days.
@ahnlak Oh, Jesus. Yeah. But it's a very hard job, because there's so much potential for dodgy interactions with the theme.
@ahnlak (NextGEN was the least worst last time I checked, but it's been a while.)
RT @BristolWRP: Bonfire Night! Anyone need a van load of wood?Mainly pallets, we can drop off today. :)
_Person of Interest_ is basically _The Equalizer_, except you need two modern actors to add up to one Edward Woodward.
RT @brislordmayor: Wonderful art installation in the Bristol Central Library. All made from pencils - over 1m of them! @BristolLibrary http…
RT @hughlaurie: I mean really. Why not this way round? "I'm considering your country as a recipient of my time and effort - describe why yo…
Really rather wish the people inviting me to “play yoga retreat” on Facebook would just go on a yoga retreat.
@guriben Dunno. I’m in the bath.
RT @utterben: Half a pound of tuppenny rice, half a pound of treacle, that's the way the money goes, unexpected item in bagging area.
@Bristol_Culture Is it their fireworks night tonight?
@guriben @Bristol_Culture @wood5y Balls. Will be watching @theagilmore at the Tunnels on Monday. Not that that’s a bad thing, mind…
Need to go down to Marcruss Stores later. Maybe I can combine that with lunch at The Galley...
@mhoulden Is that a rhetorical question?
@BlackDogDays MmmmmmmmmmmMMmMMMMMMmmmMmmMMMMMMmmmmMM
@mikedunn Jeepers. I'm buying a knife. I hate to think what extras they'll offer me...
@mikedunn Could happen. I'm convinced they've got one of those buttons they can push where the display spin round to reveal illegal gear.
Right. Harbourside walk, methinks.
@waiyeehong At any given moment, 33% of £1 coins are in the trouser pockets of men with hangovers who don't remember using all their notes.
@waiyeehong Or maybe that's just me.
On the rails. http://t.co/cyML5PPy
Avon calling. http://t.co/S2JP69Hh
Crow's nest. http://t.co/agQeAv7N
HELLO LUNCH. @ The Galley http://t.co/FRcIDvSl
RT @IanMartin: Oh man, these space mission pictures. From a time when everything seemed possible. Stunning. http://t.co/CjRq7ohE
@mikedunn Luckily the tiny knife I wanted was too paltry for the Big Knives And Guns bloke, so he sent me upstairs to Camping.
@BlackDogDays Green tea and frittata for me, as it turned out. Up for Galley lunch one day now I'm back working from home? @msmottram
Wow. It's quarter to three and I've basically done nothing. Hurrah for Saturdays!
@MsMottram @blackdogdays YUM.
Yes. @missemmeline is carving a wooden spoon out of a branch in my living room. Standard Saturday night. http://t.co/SG1Cyxf4
@mikedunn It's a bit less scary. With fewer people wearing jungle camouflage.
@BlackDogDays @msmottram I can do Monday after next.
Snappity: Emm splits wood. http://t.co/LbkB6pcu
Spoooon! Well, ladle, really. http://t.co/xLi7pfXO
SADFACE. http://t.co/6m8NSJER
@BlackDogDays So did I. Went for a morning ramble around Cliftonwood. Lovely little area, isn't it?
@BlackDogDays Between 7 and 8. There was still milk on the doorsteps :) It was lush: http://t.co/H309WQjz (More photos in my stream.)
Snappity: Sunrise during my wander through Cliftonwood yesterday. http://t.co/2cITh1xM
@simoneats It is, if you've had the practice :) You been given the wrong keys, then? Happened to a couple of people I know on moving day!
Think it's time to block the Daily Mail website on my home network. Just too easy to click on a link (and therefore give them money.)
@hayles I think I'd rather block the text as well, in the case of the Daily Mail.
RT @njj4: @gothick Use Kitten Block! (http://t.co/9CaN2Sxj) It safely blocks Daily Mail lies and hatred, and replaces them with photos o ...
@njj4 Heh. Wonder if there's a Safari version...
@BlackDogDays I didn't get to either of those! The shoepots were on Cliftonwood Crescent. Need to explore a bit more next time...
@BlackDogDays I think I skipped Ambrose Road by going straight up Ambra Vale, by the looks of it.
@BlackDogDays But I did end up walking past the Lion.
@BlackDogDays Bonus pic :) http://t.co/1F1iagON
@scottejames This Galaxy S WiFi is pretty good :D
RT @trisha_gee: Best. Thing. Ever. http://t.co/ATDbyHVP via @hitcents
Ah, the "Fast RAID Integrated Device Geometry Enclosure" that lived under my desk at work. :) #backronym #stealthpepsi http://t.co/1hBzMDkN
@ruskin147 I mean, it just sounds remarkably familiar: http://bit.ly/9R79dE
@hayles Oh, I see. We just have too many, apparently. @Thehappyfatgirl
@tsunimee ...and I hardly ever eat biscuits or sweets unless they're handed around at work.
@tsunimee Generally, only buy one or two rolls/enough cheese for one meal at a time. Never buy more than one pack crisps...
@tsunimee Bread and cheese I find very hard not to eat; generally don't keep either in because of that. Veggies easier.
@hayles Not sure. I think it's the rather euphemistic "removed permanently".
I find this strangely sinister. http://yfrog.com/n69jgyj
@OpinionatedGeek Oooh. So, what d'you reckon? Someone mopping up at the Edinburgh exchange tripped over the extension cable?
@ryancarson ...though am still tempted to set up a music shop as doremefasolati.co :)
@Thehappyfatgirl Very unlikely to be thrown away. Guess will be donated or recycled. Place I work does have reasonable social conscience!
@ruskin147 Wasn't that days ago? Or have they had another one?
@tsunimee Yeah, that's a problem we share that I'm trying to work on at the moment :) The boxes are part of my "wait until later" training!
@tsunimee Yeah, but I don't eat it all at once! Often I'll have box delivered Monday morning and not finish it till Wed.
Reading about Google's new Places API http://bit.ly/afUOLX (via @ryancarson; ping @benjohnbarnes)
@ryancarson Thought about it, but they seemed pricey and all the funny/clever ones were taken months ago. :)
@thomasvenables Still at discretion of managers, but I don't think there are any managers that approve now!
Yay! Another eight hours in the headphone-banning office, ten feet from TB-cough-woman.
RT @mediaben: Guildford is Latin for "Gridlock", but luckily Horsley is Hebrew for "Shortcut".
Cool. It's the balloons from _Zero History_!
@Phooto Yup; Matador is self-publishing branch of Troubador (but they read & approve the books first, and do reject if bad, apparently.)
@Phooto Awww! Thank you! Personally, I'm going to bump it to top of reading list and see which of those it really deserves, if either... :)
@Brays_Cottage Heh. Yes, good point :)
No idea how fair that review is (book is still on my incoming pile.) But even if fair, shame first review wasn't by someone who likes sex :)
Damn. Someone has given my uncle Ray's first novel its first Amazon review. And it's 1-star. :( Grr. http://amzn.to/anIH7s
@RichNeville "By a remarkable coincidence, it seems everyone in the country was making a cup of tea when the alleged murder took place..."
@hayles I'm so glad you pointed out that that's not weird. Otherwise I might have jumped to the wrong conclusion. #notsarcastic
@BlackDogDays I'm sure the teams won't let you down!
@BlackDogDays Save your anger for #Apprentice :) We'll probably need some disbelief and a heavy dose of contempt.
@Phooto Kewl :)
About to watch Wallace & Gromit's World of Invention :) (BBC1)
@kaveyf these? http://yfrog.com/5rj4ij
@foxc @kaveyf Does this mean that coming into millions by marrying a footballer and then having him die might be morally acceptable?
@KaveyF As in next Thursday?
RT @jbrownridge: National Rail kill off free (and useful) Android app http://bit.ly/cMDVV8 #twats
@sowerbyandluff Be honest: that's not just today, is it?
RT @tweeny4: Bit bored now. What could I do in London today... Something that doesn't require getting the tube!!
Really should have asked for an espresso IV drip & stand to take away from the coffee shop this morning.
Three hours before I can get out of here and get a massage. Tick tick tick...
@mikeotaylor it makes more sense now. Especially now I've realised I mis-read "streak" as "steak"!
@mikeotaylor Buh?
@bexxi so you're wanting a nice efficient form of ego-surfing instead? :)
@rstein Yow. Was the copper sulphate straight from a supplier?
If you're slumped in front of pointless net.crap, while having the urge to snack every five minutes, it's probably time for an early night.
@MelKirk Think of it as a cheap Wii Fit experience.
Back to the exercise regime, trying to make up some of the weekend's excesses.
@Whatleydude annoying, isn't it? Maybe when some decent apps appear, like a good non-gmail mail client...
just back from taking what I hope will turn out to be awesome photos
Watching fireworks on the Downs...