On This Day, 8 April

2026

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2024

2023

Film commute snaps. LomoChrome Metropolis/Praktica MTL-3. #bristol https://t.co/FzedZKSlha

8 Apr 2023 17:14:42

RT @WeightlessBooks: Interzone sale ends tomorrow! Get your ridiculously discounted high-end speculative fiction now

8 Apr 2023 18:18:52

@LouisRedux @ArianeSherine Yah. I think mine just became an "inny".

8 Apr 2023 19:31:34

2022

2021

(This, by the way, is why Alma Church on St John’s Road in Clifton has “Clifton Bethesda” in the pediment: it’s a spin-off of that original Bethesda that survived the war.)

8 Apr 2021 06:55:45

Attn @bufferingcast https://t.co/YI1ZpYtihu

8 Apr 2021 09:39:46

Okay, that was easy. Thank you eBay and https://t.co/7WYiBbrqh2. https://t.co/uZzzkgVrGY

8 Apr 2021 11:37:20

(My previous experience of fixing things on cars did come in handy: always make sure that the doodah doesn't disappear into the thingummy never to be seen again.) https://t.co/YH1LJ6p6QY

8 Apr 2021 11:39:11

RT @cmgurney: @gothick @KYPBristol Not just 'a former chapel' but George Müller's chapel. A tragic loss to Bristol's heritage @MullersMuseu

8 Apr 2021 11:39:46

RT @MullersMuseum: @gothick @KYPBristol Yes Müller led this congregation and preached at the Alma Rd chapel too. But is best know for his c…

8 Apr 2021 11:39:50

@VanOD_ Good call. I have one of those with a torch built into the end :)

8 Apr 2021 16:07:04

St Andrew's Churchyard squirrel. https://t.co/DwxpUHC77T

8 Apr 2021 16:35:13

RT @TheRegister: Airline software super-bug: Flight loads miscalculated because women using 'Miss' were treated as children https://t.co/K8

8 Apr 2021 21:37:26

2020

RT @coffeeshopjihad: Someone in my running group ran a marathon in his driveway. All 26.2. I would literally go insane. https://t.co/67a8L8

8 Apr 2020 19:51:15

RT @SeeJaneMarie: Tucking sheets in at the foot of the bed is FOOT JAIL. Who’s with me?

8 Apr 2020 21:09:44

2019

RT @JamColley: I’ve accidentally set up push notifications for the BBC science magazine and it’s like being followed about by an inquisitiv…

8 Apr 2019 07:26:29

Oh, if only it were that easy. https://t.co/WCxo5R6kbb

8 Apr 2019 08:50:45

RT @dangusset: Another unrealistic body standard for girls https://t.co/J5GDBzFxNu

8 Apr 2019 08:52:02

@griffinkate If I'd known it had the potential to go on that long or sap as much energy, I'd have re-evaluated my option of learning a new language and moving countries...

8 Apr 2019 09:05:54

Hey, Siri, is it possible for an entire country to fall for the sunk-cost fallacy?

8 Apr 2019 09:08:16

@RellyAB Are you, by any chance, sitting brain-dead in front of the internet rather than doing anything that could possibly make up any lost time? #ITME

8 Apr 2019 09:09:18

RT @whalemonster: "Numerous examples of “bundled” reviews that make poor products look highly rated – rendering the star rating effectively…

8 Apr 2019 11:47:12

@whalemonster God yes. My bugbear is great books with really badly done Kindle versions. @penguinUKBooks’ Kindle version of William Gibson’s Spook Country *still* has the protagonist “Hollis” rendered as "HoUis" all over the place, for example. Shocking. https://t.co/Rh0zYDFgGP

8 Apr 2019 11:49:18

@petedrinks Just spotted this… https://t.co/ltzlwpdXsh

8 Apr 2019 11:53:27

@ChristinaMcMc First needs one of those roller-coaster cameras for Jacob's Wells Road so you can all have a laugh at how far you came up out of your seat when it's all over.

8 Apr 2019 11:56:18

Christmas has always felt like a near-death experience for me, to be fair. https://t.co/yFLJ9PoCrI

8 Apr 2019 13:05:05

@psidnell Careful, someone’ll make you a minister.

8 Apr 2019 13:07:13

RT @daniel_barker: Me: where does all my money GO? My bank statement: on these things which you purchased Me: NEVERTHELESS

8 Apr 2019 13:25:38

@jephjacques Did you put a pea under there?

8 Apr 2019 13:32:50

@delseccoj @hemeon Yup. Was reminded of that yesterday and remembered wistfully how I used to see a medium URL and be happy that the reading experience would be pleasant.

8 Apr 2019 13:36:43

@viticci @parrots Maybe. How big’s the apartment?

8 Apr 2019 13:38:04

Sadly I’m not sure this will be a money-making career path for me. https://t.co/A4OYGhzTUs

8 Apr 2019 13:59:18

@UrsulaWJ I've been staring vacantly at the internet, but apart from that, we appear to be twins today.

8 Apr 2019 14:08:29

@simongerman600 Also, if you did it, you'd have to get a 3D scan of your head first and do a proper projection, right?

8 Apr 2019 14:09:46

@UrsulaWJ Let me know if you find That One Weird Tip That Will Give You Instant Motivation.

8 Apr 2019 14:15:32

I recently went to @Bookbarn_BBI for a browse. Okay, obviously, one does not simply *browse* in a bookshop. I picked this book up on a whim, for £1. The edges are like that because books were sometimes sold with un-cut pages, and the reader would cut them open themselves. 1/5 https://t.co/UKNvTkYrGY

8 Apr 2019 21:18:19

It’s a random volume of poetry by Algernon Swinburne. I knew his name from doing crosswords, and that he was associated with the Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood, who I’ve been curious about since reading one of @Peculiar’s Bryant and May novels. 2/5 https://t.co/ClAdGNN7c7

8 Apr 2019 21:18:22

From the contents page, the poem Astrophel most piqued my interest. Turning to it, though, what do I find? Yup. I guess it interested me more than the original owner, or anyone since. 3/5 https://t.co/iivt1s4uNn

8 Apr 2019 21:18:25

My late grandad Len’s silver Coronation letter-opener seems the most appropriate tool. 4/5 https://t.co/z4WC0yhsgL

8 Apr 2019 21:18:28

And lo! Here I am reading a page of a book that I know nobody else has laid eyes on since it was printed, in 1920. Secondhand book shopping is cool. 5/5 https://t.co/WlzZKvecrU

8 Apr 2019 21:18:31

@psidnell I’ve put in my diary already 😀 https://t.co/gPdw2fXUBd

8 Apr 2019 21:54:28

2018

@protobub Have you tried adjusting… *puts on sunglasses* …the aspect Horatio?

8 Apr 2018 18:38:15

2017

It seems too humble a name. I’m thinking “Spongefruitius Rex“. https://t.co/YMVJujT90v

8 Apr 2017 06:34:29

@gdinwiddie Don't tell me, they're "surprised" that you didn't reply to their earlier amazing offer to schedule a c… https://t.co/L37thUv7He

8 Apr 2017 10:07:32

Polo - https://t.co/ArA6Q8QiHu https://t.co/cWe3Pk1Gzd

8 Apr 2017 12:54:53

@saltwateritch Yes, but bear in mind it's hard to scream incomprehensible abuse at people out of the window with your mouth full.

8 Apr 2017 12:58:03

@chubbybannister I just spent an hour in Greville Smyth doing the crossword and it was surprisingly bearable. But I know what you mean.

8 Apr 2017 12:59:45

@chubbybannister Halfway done. It was too nice to concentrate too hard :D

8 Apr 2017 13:06:04

@saltwateritch Minus five points. Only GWR or Radio 1 will do in a white van.

8 Apr 2017 13:17:00

You wait ages for one and then two come along at once. https://t.co/4WGqPpfzxj

8 Apr 2017 13:29:32

RT @chainbear: Want to feel old? Open your front facing camera. Jesus Christ, right?

8 Apr 2017 14:29:11

RT @EyePatchGuy: I AM SCREAMING https://t.co/wsmNoXa4WM

8 Apr 2017 17:15:56

RT @colorschemez: trollopy pastel purple nectarous dark royal blue many-sided purplish brown https://t.co/SWma313Div

8 Apr 2017 22:58:34

2016

My first pair of “distressed” jeans. I didn’t realise it actually made them more likely to rip :( https://t.co/7m1AuFzNpW

8 Apr 2016 08:35:05

@Bristolvor See the distressing mark on the other leg? They had one on that leg in the same place. That's exactly where they ripped.

8 Apr 2016 08:38:19

In other clothes news, while Marie Kondo’s book was mostly madness, the folded-vertical method does work for me. https://t.co/HDuLUfghYO

8 Apr 2016 08:41:58

@PeckhamRyeEats Yes. I did think that I was very lucky to be indoors. Bit too old to be fashion trendsetting.

8 Apr 2016 08:43:49

Cabot #Bristol https://t.co/XkP8tpqigK

8 Apr 2016 09:21:41

@caldersidecook No, I just don’t pack them that tight. It’s not perfect, but better than never getting to shirts from the bottom of a pile.

8 Apr 2016 09:23:47

@Bristolvor @CharlieEsq_ @guriben That was a clue in yesterday’s Times cryptic, too.

8 Apr 2016 09:52:06

@Kavey Not intentionally :(

8 Apr 2016 10:16:06

Blotto. https://t.co/wiB8GC0cc5

8 Apr 2016 14:09:03

RT @cox_tom: The concept of "payment" is a bit different when, like me, you work for a low budget rural community radio station. https://t.…

8 Apr 2016 20:15:29

@tommcfarlin That’s right up there with Cadbury’s “re-sealable” bags of Giant Chocolate Buttons. NO THEY ARE NOT.

8 Apr 2016 20:21:39

@chubbybannister That actually seems quite cheap.

8 Apr 2016 20:24:21

@MillieBooLewis @chubbybannister Let me just check my balance. Oh. https://t.co/hloPPxycbN

8 Apr 2016 20:30:51

2015

2014

RT @mattgemmell: “@craigrozynski: Hey everybody I made a font: http://t.co/ufFrbATZNy ” <- Upsettingly pleasant. A straightened-up version …

7 Apr 2014 23:06:05

Exit. #bristol http://t.co/94lm0CgLeB

8 Apr 2014 10:39:20

Damn it. Fitbit Ultra fell off somewhere while jogging. (Sorry @drhairbear! Will sort something if you need your backup back.) And...

8 Apr 2014 10:49:48

...the Fitbit Force I was waiting for has been withdrawn in the meantime. https://t.co/n10M5TiU6D Bah.

8 Apr 2014 10:50:15

@Adamy323 We clearly look helpful.

8 Apr 2014 10:51:07

@DrHairbear Thanks. Gah! I must have jogged 500km with the last one, loss-free. Maybe the odds are catching up with me this year.

8 Apr 2014 10:55:04

@corylus Thanks. I was hoping to stretch the lifetime of this Ultra out until the Force came out. Might switch brands, actually...

8 Apr 2014 10:57:16

RT @psidnell: @gothick I re-swallow my @fitbit after each charge. Haven’t lost one yet.

8 Apr 2014 11:54:21

Einstein and paperclip straightening: http://t.co/cGy8A1hxSS

8 Apr 2014 12:51:49

@liveindetail Don’t overthink it. You’ll turn up to find they’ve changed planes and moved you to the “colicky baby” section anyway.

8 Apr 2014 13:16:56

@samhastings @bdkjones I'm seeing the same thing in (virgin install) Firefox. Using straight Bootstrap 3; no other JS.

8 Apr 2014 14:20:15

Current status: Quite glad I followed my own sarcastic advice.

8 Apr 2014 20:31:42

This advice, specifically: https://t.co/HFncowy2Y8

8 Apr 2014 20:36:28

2013

@waiyeehong Are you like Santa? Can I write to you, too? I’d like world peace and some green tea, please.

8 Apr 2013 06:17:12

Nice to meet @rickhurst and @twicecircled at the Bristol Freelance Breakfast this morning. Thanks for arranging, @spyou!

8 Apr 2013 08:20:35

@liveindetail Scrrrlch.

8 Apr 2013 08:22:41

@TwiceCircled I'm not a big gamer, mind, but very happy to give it a go :)

8 Apr 2013 08:56:01

RT @happybristol: The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else doing it wrong, without c ...

8 Apr 2013 09:14:57

Ah, so that's why Google disapproved my AdMob Ad. Because it points at an approved Google Play Store page they don't like the wording of.

8 Apr 2013 10:05:35

*headdesk*

8 Apr 2013 10:05:39

One of the few downsides to working in cafes: the sheer tempting availability of caffeinated drinks. *goes home buzzing*

8 Apr 2013 11:16:49

RT @ahnlak: @gothick you should switch from cafes to pubs every couple of hours - the alcohol will balance out the caffeine

8 Apr 2013 11:19:19

@ahnlak I'll retweet that one once I've sobered up.

8 Apr 2013 11:52:19

RT @ryanestrada: Oh you're a construction worker? I have this great idea for a building.

8 Apr 2013 11:52:37

Hit my fitbit target for the day. Slightly ironically, I hit it by walking to the kitchen to make toast.

8 Apr 2013 14:23:11

2012

@ahnlak It didn't seem to do the personal "recommendations radio" or "my neighbourhood" stuff when I tried it.

8 Apr 2012 09:26:57

@stillawake @Mouse_House And lots of free samples. :)

8 Apr 2012 10:17:28

Our for a jog. It's pretty :) http://t.co/aIQldxQD

8 Apr 2012 11:24:24

Awesome TR5! http://t.co/oB8DJ9ji

8 Apr 2012 12:15:11

@MissCay @KaveyF I want the coffee-table book of "Heathen Corner Shops of Bootle".

8 Apr 2012 12:46:46

@tsunimee Yup. It's in amazing condition, too. There's always some random vintage car or other in Clifton Village.

8 Apr 2012 12:53:58

@Phooto I still don't have a uke. I need to remedy that.

8 Apr 2012 12:55:46

So far, I have had a shower, gone for an 8K jog, and had lunch. Not exactly productive for 2pm, but hey, it's Sunday.

8 Apr 2012 12:58:02

@Phooto I started wanting one when I saw Amanda Palmer do Radiohead's _Creep_ in one of the Black Cab Sessions. Awesome.

8 Apr 2012 12:59:21

@jorence I am now drinking vanilla latte and watching NCIS. I'm not a long way in front, productivityly-speaking :)

8 Apr 2012 13:00:33

@Phooto Cool. Swap you :) http://t.co/M0SpEjbc

8 Apr 2012 13:02:56

@BenPark Oh, it's productive per se, it's just that I'd hoped it would be done by 10am, not 2pm!

8 Apr 2012 13:13:22

Slow, but considering it included Bridge Valley Road and stopping to take that photo, not too bad :D http://t.co/JeGtkcG3

8 Apr 2012 13:19:28

Instapaper and Readability should get together and make a brand new app. The only drawback is that it would be called "Instability".

8 Apr 2012 13:29:50

@Phooto See also Taimane :) http://t.co/lPhJXaPt

8 Apr 2012 13:30:33

@Phooto Yeah! In the comments she says it's just the bottom string that's doubled; gives extra low-end while keeping the top clear.

8 Apr 2012 13:33:53

#geek Anyone know a relatively cheap Android 4.0 device? Doesn't need to be a phone, or a particular form factor; it's just for testing.

8 Apr 2012 14:20:39

@tsunimee Yup.

8 Apr 2012 14:28:16

@petedrinks Hah! You *had* to find some way of making brewing beer involve writing code, didn't you? (Is there an Android app for that yet?)

8 Apr 2012 14:28:59

Okay. Time to clear up the detritus that's been scattered around the flat by my last two days of laziness. *looks for divertible river*

8 Apr 2012 14:31:45

@alexjbutcher Awesome, ta.

8 Apr 2012 14:51:19

@petedrinks Actually, looks like there's already more than one for Android, too...

8 Apr 2012 15:37:10

@petedrinks Hm. It's not that high up on my list of enjoyable languages :)

8 Apr 2012 15:40:36

@petedrinks PS: Wow! If you just tab back and forth between the fields, it does some really cool things :)

8 Apr 2012 15:41:30

@petedrinks *sues you*

8 Apr 2012 15:43:38

@ahnlak @tsunimee And another different result! http://t.co/7XWG1kwH

8 Apr 2012 15:45:32

@tsunimee @ahnlak Our visitors mirror us well. Either that or all we do all day is read our own blogs, over and over again :D

8 Apr 2012 15:47:27

@tsunimee @ahnlak I don't visit my own site 1,873 times a month! I'd be amazed if I managed as much as once per day.

8 Apr 2012 15:50:39

@tsunimee @ahnlak 80% of my visits are from outside the UK, so they're definitely not me.

8 Apr 2012 15:54:08

@tsunimee @ahnlak So I reckon it's just because Mac geeks will be more likely to visit my blog.

8 Apr 2012 15:54:25

@ahnlak @tsunimee Well, the air fare was getting a bit much.

8 Apr 2012 15:55:16

@tsunimee Not before you've sent a picture.

8 Apr 2012 15:55:42

@tsunimee @ahnlak Le oink.

8 Apr 2012 15:56:21

That's the flat significantly tidier. Rewarding myself with hot cross bun and @BrisBeerFactory beer in the garden :)

8 Apr 2012 16:18:20

@tsunimee @hayles I'm always on a boat because I live in Hotwells (which is between Clifton and the Floating Harbour.)

8 Apr 2012 16:22:34

@tsunimee @hayles And the harbour is in between me and the centre of town, so the boat's a good way to get there.

8 Apr 2012 16:23:07

@tsunimee @hayles Clifton Village is a bit posher than I am, but it's my nearest decent shops/cafes, which is why I'm always there, too :)

8 Apr 2012 16:26:38

@hayles @tsunimee I don't know what the lonely island is. Is this another yout thing?

8 Apr 2012 16:27:43

@stillawake @BrisBeerFactory Mine's a Gold :) http://t.co/kCW6XI5w

8 Apr 2012 16:30:36

@tsunimee @hayles Wow. Is my place as glamorous? *looks around sadly at tatty basement flat*

8 Apr 2012 16:31:53

@guriben @stillawake @BrisBeerFactory Never had oysters. Was eyeing up the oyster counter in No. 1 Harbourside yesterday, though.

8 Apr 2012 16:32:52

@ahnlak @tsunimee @hayles Oi!

8 Apr 2012 16:41:28

@tsunimee @ahnlak @hayles Are we ready to be slightly disappointed? *processes photos*

8 Apr 2012 16:46:23

@stillawake @guriben @brisbeerfactory I will if you will :D

8 Apr 2012 16:47:52

@tsunimee @ahnlak @hayles Also. IT IS NOT MY FAULT.

8 Apr 2012 16:48:04

@tsunimee @ahnlak @hayles What, the corner of the lounge where I program computers?

8 Apr 2012 16:48:27

@tsunimee @ahnlak @hayles There we are, then. For better or for worse, my place, right now, no tidying, no edits :) http://t.co/NYYjbBZ9

8 Apr 2012 16:50:22

@ahnlak @tsunimee @hayles MY "INDICATOR" IS NOT "LITTLE".

8 Apr 2012 16:50:40

@tsunimee @ahnlak @hayles Oops. Forgot the bedroom. *uploads another one*

8 Apr 2012 16:54:58

@tsunimee There's a lot more I'd change. Hoping I'll save enough for a new kitchen this year, for starters.

8 Apr 2012 16:56:00

@tsunimee I've started noticing a lot that needs doing since I started working from home. It's easier to ignore when you're out all day!

8 Apr 2012 16:56:28

@tsunimee The kitchen's really tired. Needs throwing away and starting again, and the floor levelling and the walls replastering.

8 Apr 2012 16:57:23

@tsunimee Might well have been woolies. So long ago I can't remember, though. Would've been 1999!

8 Apr 2012 16:57:49

@tsunimee It was like that when I moved in. Can't shift it. No idea what happened to it.

8 Apr 2012 16:58:22

@tsunimee It makes the space seem bigger. I like big mirrors; there's one in the lounge, too.

8 Apr 2012 17:00:07

@tsunimee And as for "riding", this isn't a problem I've had to cope with, really. Or at least, not very often.

8 Apr 2012 17:00:44

@tsunimee (And not that I want to go into too much detail, but it's actually just below eye level for many riding positions :D )

8 Apr 2012 17:01:25

@tsunimee No. Bring a blindfold.

8 Apr 2012 17:01:59

And on that note, it may be time to head back to the garden to finish that beer.

8 Apr 2012 17:02:55

@tsunimee Oy!

8 Apr 2012 17:03:49

@KaveyF It's all @ahnlak's fault. Right, @tsunimee? *whistles innocently*

8 Apr 2012 17:12:05

@ahnlak @tsunimee @KaveyF I clearly remember the phrase "solemn oath".

8 Apr 2012 17:31:24

@guriben @stillawake This week sometime? Before I go back to work? :D

8 Apr 2012 17:32:02

@tsunimee @ahnlak @KaveyF Oathibix! The breakfast cereal that promises to keep you regular!

8 Apr 2012 17:34:16

Me? Drinking JD, eating my Easter egg, and watching _House_? Why, yes! Yes, I am.

8 Apr 2012 18:31:36

@benjohnbarnes *raises glass*

8 Apr 2012 18:43:37

@slicknic I'm watching season 8 :) Thank goodness for iTunes...

8 Apr 2012 19:04:48

Billy Connolly? Cool. #House

8 Apr 2012 19:07:27

@stillawake Can get there for 6pm Tuesday. Though coming straight from deep-tissue massage, so will be a bit floaty :)

8 Apr 2012 19:15:20

@tsunimee Toast exists. There can be nothing nicer.

8 Apr 2012 20:50:44

People have asked me to review running shoes and headphones. Nobody wants me to review chocolate, damn it.

8 Apr 2012 20:54:11

@chocablog We could swap for a month or two. How'd you fancy running the Bristol 10K? :D

8 Apr 2012 21:00:09

@tsunimee <homer>Mmmmmmm. Toaaaaaaast</homer>

8 Apr 2012 21:00:56

@bertyc I may have been plodding along! http://t.co/JeGtkcG3 Cool! Hi! (Sorry, I'm not great at recognising people...)

8 Apr 2012 21:07:12

@bertyc Cool! Fine by me :D So, does that mean you managed to spot me in the *one place* I stopped running?

8 Apr 2012 21:15:21

@bertyc Excellent. Yeah, say hi next time :D

8 Apr 2012 21:48:00

Just watched the first half of _Blade II_. Don't think I'll bother with the second.

8 Apr 2012 22:40:24

RT @VeraR2010: “@EatDrinkBrandy: Devil duck... http://t.co/Pu6sbyYQ” @gothick I thought you may like this

8 Apr 2012 22:54:27

@VeraR2010 @EatDrinkBrandy Quaaaaaaaaack! Quackquackquack!

8 Apr 2012 22:54:52

@thomasvenables That would certainly be less turgid than the first half.

8 Apr 2012 22:58:23

@shezza_t @OpinionatedGeek *snigger* #sidelines

8 Apr 2012 22:58:39

2011

Oooh. Interesting Schneier on Security today: pinpointing a computer to within 690 metres. http://t.co/ActdZ9w

8 Apr 2011 11:49:05

@benjohnbarnes What's mad is that this technology exists, yet my smart Wi-Fi scales still think they're in Yorkshire when they tweet :)

8 Apr 2011 11:57:55

@Phooto Probably using SkyHook or something similar. Point here is that this is locating using neither GPS nor Wi-Fi location DBs.

8 Apr 2011 12:21:26

@PomegranateEB Erm. Normally by pushing the button with a picture of a hash on it. I'm not being awkward, really!

8 Apr 2011 15:09:30

@ahnlak Your router clearly speaks with a northern accent.

8 Apr 2011 15:13:19

@PomegranateEB @hayles Yup, a PC has a hash key, though it moves around. US Macs have a hash symbol on the keyboard, too. UK Macs don't! ##

8 Apr 2011 16:20:54

Ready for bathtime fun... (Yes, the photo *is* safe for work!) #kindle http://t.co/07VF6eN

8 Apr 2011 17:27:29

@hayles Don't worry. Only CSI could take the reflection in the Kindle case, reverse it, de-distort it, and digitally remove the clothes.

8 Apr 2011 17:30:03

@hayles You brought it on yourself, CSI. Also, when you've a moment, I have a number plate that needs reconstructing from one black plxel.

8 Apr 2011 17:32:41

@benjohnbarnes So far, it seems to be airtight. I've not put it to a real test yet :) Of course, Kindle has the advantage of actual buttons.

8 Apr 2011 17:34:06

@hayles Don't tell me: the car is registered to someone I wasn't expecting it to be, but oddly, now I know, everything falls into place...

8 Apr 2011 17:35:42

@hayles *Gasp* *Fade* *Ad break*

8 Apr 2011 17:36:22

@hayles I actually heard the little percussive bit they play as my universe faded to a monochrome still.

8 Apr 2011 17:37:10

@hayles But then the Go Compare man came on and I changed channels.

8 Apr 2011 17:37:39

@hayles (Incidentally, I can't see the image on the latest Royal Wedding Tat post... Broken linky?)

8 Apr 2011 17:44:06

@hayles (Oh, and I lied -- it's the "The Monkeys" image, not the latest one. D'oh.)

8 Apr 2011 17:44:43

Dear holy mother of tat. Another product sinks to an all-time low for the Royal Wedding: http://royalweddingtat.posterous.com/the-batteries

8 Apr 2011 17:45:44

@hayles Kewl. I'm not sure whether I want to look, though. I'm still recovering from the batteries.

8 Apr 2011 17:51:12

@DangerousMkting Thaaaat's terrifying, more like.

8 Apr 2011 17:51:56

@hayles Haven't got there yet. Guess where I'm going tomorrow, though?

8 Apr 2011 17:52:34

@hayles Oh, goodness me. Terrifying teabags! No, no tat escape for me -- I'm going to Legoland!

8 Apr 2011 17:53:14

@hayles I still think the batteries are my favourite for "most completely random" so far.

8 Apr 2011 17:54:15

@hayles I'm definitely emigrating.

8 Apr 2011 17:55:58

Quite impressed that the Kindle is light enough that this case actually floats.

8 Apr 2011 18:06:33

@EssexEating Oooh, timely reminder. *packs sunscreen for the morning*

8 Apr 2011 18:14:02

@xabl Chips. Obviously.

8 Apr 2011 18:14:11

@xabl Actually, if I'm honest, my answer is "chips when out, mash when home." It's easier to good good home mash than good home chips :)

8 Apr 2011 18:14:49

@EssexEating I hadn't noticed this effect. But I will be eagerly looking out for it tomorrow.

8 Apr 2011 19:18:36

Wait, alcohol in moderation is bad for you again? Wow. That truth only flip-flops at around a three-year frequency now.

8 Apr 2011 20:03:05

@hayles Ah, you crave the new Domino's Sweet and Sour Pork Burrito?

8 Apr 2011 20:21:08

@Caremur You might think that. I couldn't possibly comment. http://t.co/G55m8SG

8 Apr 2011 20:27:20

@BlackDogDays That sounds like a Friday night success to me. But then, I have to be up early.

8 Apr 2011 21:28:34

@BlackDogDays No, not working. All will be revealed, possibly in the medium of some silly photos ;)

8 Apr 2011 21:41:31

@BlackDogDays As for the 3am/8am thing, I think the main thing that used to get me through that was fear. I don't care so much any more :)

8 Apr 2011 21:41:55

@hayles @BlackDogDays Yes; the older you get the more philosophical you are about losing your job by sleeping through your alarm!

8 Apr 2011 21:43:07

Gosh. Bob Dylan turns 70 next month.

8 Apr 2011 21:51:19

@michelledh May 24.

8 Apr 2011 21:52:55

@RamonY1970 @misslo @benjohnbarnes @michelledh Cheer up. Songwriters never get old. They just add more sevenths.

8 Apr 2011 21:56:31

2010

@bertpalmer I normally run with it in a pocket at the mo. Still, maybe won't want the jacket where the sleeves get in the way tonight!

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

If I'd wanted to spend so much of my life staring at hourglasses, I'd have taken a career in an antique glassware shop.

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

@rhodri How do I move? I'm a geek; personally I move seldom, slowly, and usually under protest.

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

@bertpalmer @AndyCarolan I was scared to look at it at work when you said that!

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

One day, I will find an online flowcharting tool that wraps text into diamond-shaped decision boxes properly. Is that web 5.0?

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

@rhodri Yes. As is the lack of understanding of how voting works.

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

@Zinziii True. But it's still generally better than the alternatives.

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

@bexxi @lilibaloo @goswoppit We'll tell you if you tell us what the heck "nulligravida" means? Are we all going to float off into space?

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

Gah. @echofon just crashed while I was in the middle of writing a tweet. Don't think it's ever lost data on me before...

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

@bexxi Goodness. Learn something every day. On the other hand, I know who Sooty and Sweep are, but I'm fairly sure I've never given birth :)

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

Hmm. Well, the @runkeeper target pace feature looks interesing, but how am I going to know when to turn around if I can't set distance, too?

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

@csoanes Hey, I hand-craft these for hours. Have you not noticed how each one is also an acrostic _and_ a haibun?

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

@bertpalmer I can't find a way of having a voice prompt for target pace _and_ for "you've done 2.5k, so turn around." Either, but not both.

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

@runkeeper Glad to know it's coming. Shame most of my runs are 5K with a halfway turnaround, is all!

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

@talkie_tim Could do, but all my known landmarks are on the A4, and I want to go down the towpath instead now there's daylight!

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

Ooh. The Big Room has a particularly blue ceiling today.

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

@rhodri My theory: high proportion of coders on social media, and they tend to equate law with a computer program & forget human factor.

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

Sure the bloke who produced this Radio 4 show about extremists released from prison only did it because "Free Radicals" is such a bad pun.

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

@dressjunkie Good decision, I think. Real class beats fake size every time.

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

Hmm. Just back from 5K run. I think.

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

All I can tell so far is that my GPS has been playing up and that @RunKeeper's web server runs on Apache and is also playing up.

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

@benjohnbarnes Ironically, I had a hard time reading that because the annoying Flash adverts all over it nearly killed my browser.

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

@jemimakiss On Evernote? How odd.

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

@chrisphin Whereas my iMac is the other way around. Either that or our glasses are the other way around :)

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

...and I think this one: http://flic.kr/p/7RZarU wins my "favourite photo of the day".

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

@bertpalmer Heh. Also, as I found out this evening, using polarised sunglasses while trying to see the screen in an armband is... hard.

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

@djelibeybi_meg Thanks!

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

@bananza I love them, but I have to restrain myself at the Mexican place near here that hands them out after dinner, else I'm awake 'til 4am

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

@KaveyF Yeah, I keep on getting @ahnlak and @Aleksandr_Orlov confused now.

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

@KaveyF Unique sentence that, _now_.

8 Apr 2010 00:00:00

2009

Today's shopping accident: went out for cling film, came back with a pair of new shoes. Still, did actually remember the cling film, too.

8 Apr 2009 00:00:00

@hayles Before you do, remember to make up some good fake appointments. "Wednesday, 8:00am: breakfast with David Tennant", etc.

8 Apr 2009 00:00:00

@Glinner God, I feel unhip. What the hell's "playa bling"? Sounds like a PG Wodehouse character to me. What ho, Playa Bing!

8 Apr 2009 00:00:00

@hayles If you're buying over the weekend, these might be handy: http://is.gd/rsEA http://is.gd/rsEN :)

8 Apr 2009 00:00:00

@hayles You should have said that fifteen minutes ago; I just walked past them...

8 Apr 2009 00:00:00

@hlao_roe For why they suddenly appear when you put the kettle on!

8 Apr 2009 00:00:00

My theory is that the mating call of the female electrician is very similar to the sound of a boiling kettle. It's the only explanation.

8 Apr 2009 00:00:00

@DavidSGI Recording a new incarnation of a rough cut of a song I wrote last year. Unfortunately my bass guitar skills are highly lacking :)

8 Apr 2009 00:00:00

Waiting in for an electrician. This time I am prepared. Have taken whole day off, bought lunch, and have a bassline to edit on the laptop.

8 Apr 2009 00:00:00

2008

2007

Just eaten Mongolian crispy lamb!

8 Apr 2007 00:00:00