@Dru_Marland @KaptainKulk Avenue, Gardens, Road, Avenue, Court, Park, Row. The rise and fall of my address trajectory.
@stubbornella Right. It means "right", right? Right.
@dangusset Inspired guess Wordle 469 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
RT @HJosephineGiles: The wonderful thing about learning Gaelic is that you start to truly understand the deep, sacred knowledge that's carr…
The perils of using home assistants to put things on one's shopping list. What is a filigator, I wonder, and why would I need more than one of them? I suppose I wanted to filigate something quite thoroughly. https://t.co/3c6vtO3IqB
@clivemitchell1 My chemistry teacher's class party piece was pointing the geiger counter at the watch he'd been wearing for years, to scare everyone with the whooshing sound it made.
Timeless trend. https://t.co/pbNbFBZh47
RT @dcuthbert: Aaand we to live to an interview with a modern IT administrator keeping modern enterprise networks running and hopefully sec…
@Bristolvor I hope you’ll understand if I’m mostly looking out for Kathryn Drysdale rather than Ben Sherman.
RT @yumhoneyblood: 𝕀𝕥’𝕤 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖, ’𝐴 𝑆𝑜𝑢𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑖𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑎 𝑇𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑌𝑒𝑎𝑟’... Stream it now via link in bio or head to @bandcamp to own the treasure. Ty…
@danbarker I change my mind from month to month, and year to year. This springs to mind today. https://t.co/afNxXvxAWU
Enjoying the fleeting moment of serenity that arrives after tidying the flat while The Archers is on ;)… https://t.co/0Ov54LyZl9
@BristolBites @TFSundayMarket *Sets off for North Street*
RT @aedison: DATING SOMEONE NEW PROS: you get to see the very best parts of yourself through their experience of being infatuated with you,…
@chubbybannister I have changed the sheets, but the old ones are still in the queue for the wash. We can exchange m… https://t.co/x7q0xzNHVn
Listening to Mozart while doing the Times cryptic. I'm one old Jag and a murder away from being a TV detective.
@emmachampion6 Depends. Can you be annoying chirpy?
RT @NetflixUK: Pumpkin spice lattes, Hawkins style. @Stranger_Things 2, coming 27th October. https://t.co/iYV7JSlKOG
RT @randombrexit: Bar Of Imperial Leather Brexit
@chubbybannister I'm going to watch Shetland on Netflix while I do the ironing. #soexcite
That thing where you drag out a laptop you've not used for a month and spend two days cycling through Windows Updates, reboots and sighing.
@JFryatt92 Nope, sorry!
@emmachampion6 I really should buy my own cat, just so that doesn't happen.
Rice kimchi noodle https://t.co/fEfW15GWPy
Devil 217 https://t.co/iwny6xoA7a
@hayles Erm. Isn’t that what they’re for?
Really starting to hate iCloud photos. I just *put* this damn picture on my phone. Why are you stuck downloading it? http://t.co/3JETIkVFFj
@benjohnbarnes It’s a bit quicker with iOS 9 but yes, stupidly long pauses when accessing photos b
@hayles @PollyVVore They’ll be randomly picking the route to reduce risk of ambush.
That thing where you restrain yourself from the comment, “Have you considered hiring a programmer?” on Stack Overflow.
@charlie_cat_esq I can.
Pig urea? Why not horse urea? Surely they’re a better height for peeing in the tank.
RT @windcityfarm: One woman was suspected of a prank call about stolen piglet - can you guess why? http://t.co/DyT0CCtIgN
Um. Why is the Mac App Store now offering me an iPhoto update that I installed back in March?
Also, I mailed iTunes support about being “refund blacklisted” for App Store purchases. They utterly failed to even understand the question.
@neek247 I’m getting it *before* El Capitan. Also: for an iPhoto update dated March 2015, which I must surely already have installed.
Watching little kids on scooters near this drop gives me serious vertigo-by-proxy. http://t.co/SIkBEkg3vW
@mistymaria I do actually have a DVD player with a SCART output here in store if you want it ;) https://t.co/QuaTDGgDLP
Basin Blush #igersbristol #bristol https://t.co/FKE8p1fjG1
RT @theloop: How do the ghosts in PacMan decide where to go? - http://t.co/zGq4fAD3lb
RT @ismh: Oh ffs, America. https://t.co/ZOkuigi966
Cover me. I'm going in. https://t.co/IjjdFLg4L6
@chrisash A clone, a Synology-RAIDed Time Machine backup, and everything’s also in Backblaze. Fingers crossed… https://t.co/57g9OHkCix
@JannerTM @hayles Hang on. They do colour-changing LED strips? *Considers photography background potential*
RT @MeredithFrost: This iPhone charger seems legit. Senal number checks out too. http://t.co/hrMiEBxcI0 http://t.co/Ooj6xQbLGA
RT @revrance: Let's play "spot the secure airport door code"... http://t.co/B39jHbDEve
Jessops' "Live Chat" is the new Clippy. NO. FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME THIS MONTH. I DO NOT NEED ANY HELP. GO AWAY. http://t.co/YGZmqgcsTp
@rem Just make some shit up and store it in 1password.
@ahnlak Not only still around, but extremely helpful, in person. And their prices aren't bad. It's only that popup I don't like!
@AthanSpod This one pops up on every new tab ten seconds after you’ve opened it.
Pakora sandwich! Dirty fusion street food. Corn Street farmers' market. #bristol http://t.co/k4Gqla4Gdv
One of my favourite ways to get home in #bristol. @BristolFerry http://t.co/rFP2mKQKll
Go home, shopping trolley, you're drunk. #bristol http://t.co/SlJ76QsD8r
A little Corn Street snappity from my wander to the farmer's market: https://t.co/LtiRv0tDCP http://t.co/5OUqBaKmyy
RT @DazeEnd: In iOS 7.1, Apple changed the design of the shift key. This was the worst thing to happen in the history of software. http://t…
@griffinkate *snigger*
Good question. #bristol http://t.co/jjsgFr3Qde
RT @tomroyal: Heard a tap at my window in London. Who's there? This guy: http://t.co/0m4RTsDNts
Lagavulin nightcap. http://t.co/f8CoJ7wmwS
TRUFAX http://t.co/ScfpKolWk2
@shwood Bah. Not in the UK. *Cries*
A snap from this evening's walk home https://t.co/NuKwIjL3P0 http://t.co/6IKJRNG0OT
Shot hand-held: http://t.co/gBWd9ihTCs
@chubbybannister Nope.
RT @mikko: A Microsoft developer explains in a Reddit thread why Windows 10 is called Windows 10. http://t.co/qJFi8yJEJg
@chubbybannister I think entry may have suffered from looking best big. Might’ve stood a chance if they’d printed ’em all A4 for selection!
RT @hayles: STOP SINGING ON THE BUS. THIS ISN'T X FACTOR IT'S THE NUMBER 20.
Baltic Wharf. Originally, a yard where imported wood from the Baltic was aged before use. http://t.co/tv3GqWPq
Harbour Master. @ The Harbourside http://t.co/K9yjSHJE
@Ninja_lynneja Happy (belated?) birthday, you.
@StJamesPT I did that yesterday. Must resist the urge to carry on today, as I’m nearly down to my next weight-loss target…
kill -r @guriben
@theshinythings Good. You should wait until bionic eyes are available before you break the old ones.
@sarcastathon I don’t know, I’ve never left…
Sooooooooooooo tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired.
Heading home. Where I may or may not have a working hob. #schrödingersgasring
Why do I ever bother with Tesco? Mostly, because they’re on the way home. Today, they’ve run out of… milk. http://t.co/AMZYZsDr
@bertpalmer In t’village, the Co-Op’s closer for me. But not walking home down the harbourside. *Not* going out of my way today! #sorelegs
RT @SelfAwareROOMBA: A chill runs clockwise around a plastic spine.
Hurrah! Now I'm cooking with gas. At least potentially. :) http://t.co/um4wOKxh
Pizza and beer. Lazy evening off for me, and an early night. Post-run knackeredness dictates this.
RT @Bristol_Culture: Rumours no more. Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall definitely planning to open River Cottage restaurant & deli in Bri ...
@bingo_little Thanks!
RT @Narshada: I swear, the next person to mention Christmas before December is going to have me playing Agadoo by farting through a kazo ...
@MandinaM Yow. Remind me never to arm-wrestle you for anything.
@tangleofwires Cool. Warning: it can seem odd at first, and you may get worse before you get better. But I found it worthwhile long-term.
So nice to see the Bristol Evening Post putting animated banner ads in the middle of the story about the vicious assualt in Bedminster.
@Swishrelic Search lights?
Playin' gee-tar.
While I very much like @alfredapp, I think it's never going to learn that when I say "mail", I'd like Mail.app, not MorningPagesSilent.app.
Heh. The @RunKeeper fitness class I just signed up to has me planned for a 20km run on Boxing Day. This seems unlikely :) #fullofmincepies
@nickcloke Thanks! Yes, Twitter seems to be a good haunt for insomniacs :)
@bertpalmer Maybe you should try to combine the two. Practice in front of a mirror: "Are you looking at I?" #taxidriver #bristolian
@penelopeelse Wow. All it needs is a train entering a tunnel.
@hayles Gah, has is? I already started using Simplenote to edit and then pasting into Wordpress app just to post because it was so crashy.
Right. Off t'work in t'rain.
Oooh, interesting idea for managing expectations: @photomatt has added email load stats to his "contact" page -- http://wp.me/p4oB3-9iR
@hayles I've been having nothing but password problems this week. I'm not even going to try Wordpress, then...
@hayles I lied. I couldn't resist. And yes, all three blogs broken with user/password errors. #wordpress #iPhone #slightlycrap
@hayles :(
I love shopping in Kin Yip Hon. So many things where I have no idea what they are. Plus oddly purple vegetables. http://yfrog.com/5z8qgqj
RT @avflox: A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.
@paulahillier It's the Chinese supermarket next to Dynasty. Salted plum, dear? *offers bag*
Today's weather callously murders umbrellas, turns paving stones into stealth squirt traps and makes average drivers into complete morons.
@talkie_tim @avflox It makes you wonder why you would unzip before... Actually, I should probably stop now. #jokusinterruptus
Having username/password errors after updating to latest #wordpress iPhone app? Deleting & re-adding blog details worked for me (@hayles)
I read that last tweet twice before I sent it and still missed the crucial fact it was about WordPress. Is it the weekend yet? Need sleep.
@theRamenNoodle This is why I prefer re-tweets. Show, not tell. ;)
@hayles Indeed. Annoying. Still, the thing's free. And Marsedit for iPhone sadly doesn't seem to have arrived yet :(
@hayles Someone mentioned it earlier, but I can't remember who. Sounds truly horrific.
@archidave How is the boss, by the way?
@hayles Hmm. Have seen that around a lot in older electronics books. Guess it's just got shorter over time. Was it an older person?
@mhoulden 36 mins. Details here: http://bit.ly/KS5Qp (includes 5 mins each of warm-up/cool-down)
@DianeHibbs W4 gave me some gyp, but today I ran 5K! Just keep on putting one foot in front of the other :) #c25k #getrunning
RT @hotdogsladies: Google Wave seems like an ideal tool for collaborating on any project you'll talk about a lot but never actually do.
@ianmcshane Just over 36 minutes. This route and time: http://bit.ly/1Prt9f included ten minutes of warm-up/cool down.
#getrunning Whoo-hoo! Have now officially gone from couch to 5K! #C25K
@ianmcshane Slow! Will work it out and tell you in a bit -- tonight's the first time I've actually run 5K
About to #getrunning on the last run of the #C25K!
Why do some bus drivers think the accelerator is a purely binary device?
"Like a clown in a headlock"?! I love you, @sowerbyandluff
Waiting at t'pub for t'old team.
Waiting on annoying bus that stops for ten minutes halfway there. On plus side, on way to team pub breakfast.
@benjohnbarnes #getrunning Well done! And you clearly run a lot faster than me -- that was nearly 6K!
You know that woken-up-not-sleepy feeling you get after a nap? I've got it. Only without the nap, and it's quarter to one in the morning.
@Nose_in_a_book Definitely not. I am also pleased, and not just because there seems to be less rain in autumn than summer these days...
gorgeous huge skies tonight. Not taking photos, just looking :-)
@talkie_tim only if you're prepared to buy one when you get back!
Looks like a fantastic day again! Think I'll take out the 300mm lens I'm borrowing; there may be enough light for it today...
My prayers may have been answered. Power cut at work.
@juggzy Me neither.