RT @beardedjourno: Bristol City Council-owned Goram Homes has today revealed that The Grove car park has been added to its “pipeline” for p…
Bear comfort. https://t.co/exm8LxAqyb
@jukesie Oooooh. M1, I take it?
@jukesie Noice. Already saving up for the iMac ;)
*Waves* @BigJeffJohnsArt https://t.co/tIrKA67KF6
<insert dad joke here> https://t.co/7jAsPdOWae
Chazza & Lizzie. https://t.co/trYSjDCvSE
Big wood, big sign. https://t.co/HY7PWC1kPZ
@jukesie I do love an iMac, but I can only afford one every now and again. This is my second, and I've had it since 2015...
Well, I suppose you'd expect grand masonry at this particular hall on Park Street... https://t.co/9DAONwfL72
Half price because it’s a day over its best before date. What’s it going to do? Go mouldy? https://t.co/o5KS7hJy1b
@wood5y I have chained to the shelf in the fridge.
@UrsulaWJ I found that if I pre-make it and leave it in the fridge overnight it comes out really well when microwaved. I use a microwave noodle bowl with handle so I don’t get a burning-hot bowl and there’s only one thing to wash up.
@hankgreen Cheeseplant’s House. And “gothick”, funnily enough! 1991. https://t.co/0kyrfzWjk0
@RichardFergie @danbarker Remind me to avoid your salad dressings.
@tithenai It’s how I once managed my best-ever Wookiee impersonation.
"This building is not meant for humans... it has robots moving racking on to loading bays, so for firefighters trying to get in that high and to make an effective fire-fighting strategy, it has been very difficult.” https://t.co/FgwIcJEL9u
This bus stop would actually be useful to me if the Metrobus was working yet. https://t.co/jAOV9riG8D https://t.co/SefVbraDcI
…and if the road didn’t just peter out at two men, a digger and a drainage ditch. D’oh. Getting places in Bristol can be hard. Should’ve just taken a taxi.
@OpinionatedGeek It was reading your review plus a mention from someone on here on the same day that tipped me into buying it!
RT @elonmusk: Upper stage restart nominal, apogee raised to 7000 km. Will spend 5 hours getting zapped in Van Allen belts & then attempt fi…
Just got a fake credit card through the post as part of a promotion. Tip: they’re great for loiding locks—bendier a… https://t.co/w4Ol8NnZ6s
RT @PersianRose1: The new, bagless, Dyson soul harvester https://t.co/KoA2XRn9EF
Mornin’ all.
@CharlieEsq_ Upstairs are currently vacuuming and moving stuff around. Really hope…
@CharlieEsq_ …it’s because of a parental visit, rather than moving out; they’re normally so quiet I don’t want to lose them!
Today I will mostly be tidying up the flat. Expect a lot of random procrastination tweets.
RT @simonblackwell: A traditional Saturday morning, debating algorithmic timelines in a virtual community just like our parents and grandpa…
@_pigeons_ Might do me good to get out of the house, even if I drive your way through the pounding wind and rain :)
@_pigeons_ Um, yes?
RT @fergieweather: W COUNTRY The @EnvAgency have moved to Amber flood risk status for #Somerset, #Devon & #Cornwall. Stay #floodaware: http…
@griffinkate That’s because the office doesn’t officially exist for tax purposes.
@alicej_t Now there’s a motto to live by.
Getting there. #oldandnew https://t.co/DFmLOxAFKa
@chris_coys I’ll never look at my watering can the same way again.
RT @Kavey: @mynameisgone @SMWSLondon @petedrinks How cool! And that's @gothick in front of him!!!
@SpikyZebra Thanks! One of only two of mine I’ve had printed in the last couple of years ;)
@shezza_t Thanks. Now just got my eye out for a few finishing touches to make it seem a bit less “hotel bathroom” :)
I guess the @dayoneapp developers aren’t in the “always show my scrollbars” camp :) https://t.co/CwIGWxuovz
@dayoneapp Ah! Gotcha. Wasn’t that obvious it was a min-width issue (especially as it was full screen on a retina iMac!)
@chrisphin Careful. If the LED is on a board at the end of that cable, it’s likely that its power is shared with the LCD…
@chrisphin …and that there might not be a power wire for the LED that you can cut without killing the LCD.
@chrisphin Can you get anywhere near the LED itself? Or is it one of those might-never-go-back-together assemblies?
@chrisphin We could make millions by inventing some sort of LED-killing microgun. Why are so many of them bright enough to bleach your hair?
Might’ve impulse-bought a couple of @BrisBeerFactory’s Bristletoes on my way back from lunch. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
@C_J_Fox @chubbybannister I may be wrong, but I don’t think they make 32GB sixes.
Remo Williams Unarmed And Dangerous - First Fight @_pigeons_ @Bingo_Little https://t.co/GJDMSuLZaT
RT @jack: Hello Twitter! Regarding #RIPTwitter: I want you all to know we're always listening. We never planned to reorder timelines next w…
The Personalised Cricket Toilet Roll Holder, only £205. People are odd. https://t.co/Ukwbs9av9g https://t.co/mQwm9EDRih
RT @ttscoff: Nobody wants to see your post about what nobody wants to see. http://t.co/9NoDzo3MQ8 [post]
Mornin' all.
@Adamy323 An artichoke :) http://t.co/Ow70kY9kk0
@GreatGeorgeWMB *Cocks ear*
@GreatGeorgeWMB I may be too far away. I think I just heard a psychosomatic bong.
RT @MichaelPeppard: Me: "By your age, Alexander the Great had conquered most of the world." Student: "He had Aristotle as a teacher. We jus…
There’s now a .guru TLD? .shootmenow
Temporary new toy. @Phooto http://t.co/vQVtJC26g5
@Kavey Not exaclty.
@Phooto @andycarolan Well, given mine's in because it needs a new front bumper and front panel... #oops
@PeteWilliams It does look a bit that way, doesn't it? Not sure I'd have a black one.
Well, they're pretty thorough at BMW. Even sent a video of my car, mid-surgery. Poor thing. http://t.co/i7idndXxx2
@julienbob Apparently some customers refuse it because they don't want to see their little car with its guts hanging out :D
@julienbob But yes, that's pretty much BMW/MINI: expensive servicing, but you get *all* the frills.
@julienbob Well, I have some sympathy for the position. Been decluttering all month, and some objects have a surprising hold.
@ahnlak Sure they can buff it out.
@Kavey Unlike me, you missed a small smart car.
@ahnlak @Kavey Sadly not. Still, luckily I'm old, so it was only £200 excess and my no-claims knocked back down to seven years.
@Souterain That was just to replace the washer fluid. Don't get me started on the headlight bulb process.
@Souterain (On my first car, the venerable Talbot Samba, you had to remove the spare tyre and the air filter to change the headlight bulb!)
Back in one piece. Hurrah! http://t.co/UvGF3A8hNn
@Phooto I will be. It's a lot nicer than before the crash, in fact; I had a couple of other dings sorted while it was there...
So, which came first, the new Mac Pro or the IKEA LOSJÖN toothbrush mug? http://t.co/etkr7eYkla
RT @theoldbookshop: Wanted: p/t BARISTA. Can you make great coffee, serve behind a bar and wait on tables? Is anybody there? email ben@theo…
Tired. This should help. http://t.co/8upu3EZy
Introducing Courier Prime. "It’s Courier, just better" http://t.co/mk3tPi39 (via @daringfireball) #typography
They're *up there*, damn it. http://t.co/iEzaP7px
Exploring. http://t.co/NNeDEnrb
I think I’d quite like to live here. http://t.co/eBgHTZk6
Life raft. http://t.co/JpRKal8f
@rbrwr nice! Bit of a chill wind today, though!
@hayles NOW I WANT A CREME EGG DAMN YOU
In The Galley, awaiting lunch. Hurrah!
Faggot! http://t.co/etV433no
@hayles The Galley Cafe, near Grain Barge.
@hayles Steal a jet ski. You’ll need one for the #penguinheist anyway.
@BlackDogDays @hayles Hurrah!
@xabl Well, I’m a city boy…
@CrenellatedArts Thanks! Yes, was great fun to visit.
The Galley are playing Tracey Chapman’s rather chilled back catalogue. I may never leave. *drinks more tea*
@Ninja_lynneja I am doing the same. Kind of nice, isn’t it?
Just started writing a mediation timer app. So far, it doesn't do much. #smallbeginnings http://t.co/Dve92Idq
Oh, yes, “meditation”, even. Hey, I’m from east London (almost), I’m allowed to drop letters :) @davidpatrick @guriben
Was feeling quite pale and wan, but food and about a gallon of tea has perked me up a bit. Hurrah!
@mhoulden @davidpatrick @guriben NO! It's not.
Bit random in here. http://t.co/VE3qDClX
@jesspants wow!
RT @PMStudioUK: Great guest blog from @gothick on his adventures in the Studio last week as part of the #dbw2013 open doors day http://t ...
RT @ed_son: Today's lesson from the Daily Mail - Upskirt shots of women are only perverted if not taken on a red carpet - http://t.co/RB ...
Thanks, Google. Quality user experience. http://t.co/SGtrHZ87
@ironicsans It does support left/right arrow, if that helps?
@ironicsans Ah well. Personally, I'm an Emacs man, so I won't be happy until they support ctrl-P/ctrl-N :D
@KeithGough1 Has Neil been eating today?
Tomorrow, an erstwhile colleague has foolishly agreed to try eating "The Beast" at @warrensgbco http://t.co/MfdRZqjx
I will be there, taking photos, and eating a much, much smaller burger.
@trekkie That would be the rather large lump of meat on the plate. You may not wish to know what lies therein. http://t.co/7D5SDVVp
@jukesie I can barely get through one of their "singles". Most of the people on the "I've beaten the Beast" blackboard were rugby players.
@trekkie It's not dissimilar. More meat, less oatmeal. Bit less soft. Though as with haggis, the recipe varies.
That’s a really helpful place to put the cooking instructions, @thecooperative! Grr. http://t.co/IvhfuJNV
Grr. What I really want is last.fm, but with the Mac client written by the people who wrote Spotify's client.
Really getting into this cool new band. They're called The Darling Buds. What? Oh. Damn.
@hayles On the Centre? When did that arrive?
@hayles Might have to wander down at lunchtime and take a same-photo-as-everyone-else photo :D
@hayles Will do!
@hayles @talkie_tim Oh, right. Well, I'm not going *there*. #scarybroadmead
Super Swinger. http://t.co/XqvxA6gO
@hayles Yes, but it's a necessary first step in seceding from the kingdom. Next, we need a moat.
Incoming. #bristol http://t.co/Hs1UlLR8
This is the first thing you do when you buy a new compass, right? http://t.co/1QS0lX1j
@BradleyLaw Well, I would have said "pair of compasses", but that just seemed dreadfully old-fashioned.
@Phooto @BradleyLaw When I was an Air Cadet, we would mostly travel east by following the M4. #VFR #cheating
@davidpatrick @Phooto @BradleyLaw Indeed. I'm all for directions starting "1) if it's not yet sunset, drink tea. Repeat as necessary."
@njj4 That's the second time I've seen Philip Glass mentioned in as many days. Maybe it's a hint that I should buy an album.
RT @njj4: @gothick Yes - you, me and Philip Glass, apparently: http://t.co/aRB8Uyg4
Roight. Time for an afternoon's programming, apparently accompanied by the Buzzcocks. #lastfm
@njj4 Nah, I already know I get along with him. Even saw Powaqqatsi/Koyaanisqatsi with live soundtrack at the Barbican once...
@johnfbraun I have no idea. Just looked like a slightly funky Polaroid.
@skiptunes Is there any way of playing the last.fm "radio stations" with the app? e.g. "My Neighbourhood" radio?
@benparkatbjs Odd. I've just put a red shirt on. If you get picked for any away teams, remember to duck.
@sowerbyandluff If the computer can't produce dumb-ass spontaneous answers, it's been programmed wrong...
@ShabbyBean Had the roast chicken :) And, goodness, seem to be off to the Grain Barge later, too...
@danbenjamin Goodness. With the optical mat, too. Sun ELC/SLC station?
@Eyoki "Let's not. It might help people find the exits."
@Eyoki Lovely bit in _Edge of Darkness_ when the police lose Craven by ending up on the roof, after following the exit signs...
@ShabbyBean I'm glad about that! 7K run followed by a roast; I'm already knackered before tonight's even started...
@ShabbyBean Will do. Assuming you like Bath Ales beer, anyway... :)
Didn't get as far as the Grain Barge! Now in Shiraz, hugely enjoying Persian music night :D
@tweeny4 Are you actually in my personal hell? Oh, wait, no, that was last night at the bowling alley when they played Crazy Frog.
Thanks, Facebook ad, but I'm afraid that "View Females Online" is not really the kind of hook you use if you want to catch me.
@martingoode A friend and I had that in a Greek place once. Teensy bit embarrassing, but definitely worth it.
Random oddness of the evening: Tara facecake. http://twitpic.com/11r27p
Mmmmmnmmn. I have eaten Quite A Lot. Bloody good job I ran 10K earlier. Not least because I couldn't run 10 feet now.
@hayles Different menu. The duck, however, was lush.
@hayles Mmmm. Jelly and ice cream? Mmmm. But no, doubt I'll have room. Unless I have it for a main course!
Hmm. Cocktails & meal at Goldbrick House next. Should be nice ;)
Note to self: when making running playlists, try to filter out songs played in waltz time. #getrunning
God damn, it's procrastination central here this morning. Long time since I've had to concentrate on a Saturday, obviously.
Getting web stuff working across browsers is like trying to roll bubbles out of wallpaper. Blindfold. And without a roller.
Ow. My seldom-used boots have given me a blister.
Have just been invited to a snowball fight. Plus, our Managing Director is happy to classify it as a team-building exercise!